Vaping Laws of Murphy

[Bryan lord]

When you find an ADV and reorder 120ml you lose your taste for it almost imeddiately.


-Lord

 

[wheezal]

when your trying to fill a tank/carto and your at last few drops....some loud noise or an earthquake will make you squeeze a giant shot of juice ERRYWHAR!!


my dog smells good now tho. so yay!

 

[Bryan lord]

The day your provari is due to arrive is the same day the regular mailman calls in sick and you end up waiting all day only to miss the delivery.


-Lord

 

[Limner]

Anything which can leak, will leak, at the worst possible moment, and upon the best possible suit.

 

[MrStik]

Your coil will fail the day you forget to bring your mobile coil building kit.

Yes, I always carry a little container that holds the following:
28g wire
Cotton wick
Silica Wick
Paperclips for microcoiling
tiny nail clippers
needlenose plyers
tiny portable torch

The other day, I forgot it at home and my coil failed. and I also just happned to have left my spare rda's at home as well.

 

[Stosh]

If you wish to purchase multiple items, no matter how many vendors carry all of them, they will be out of stock on at least one item or another forcing multiple shipping charges

 

[Grimwald]

As soon as you find that "go to" juice and order 20 bottles, your taste buds will change. (anybody want 20 bottles of "cowboy" juice, well steeped for 12 months)

 

[KalNoodle]

As soon as you join a co-op, you realize that you can't live with out this other item and that other item. Before you know it, you've just doubled your budget.

 

[EvilZoe]

The moment you've purchased something after doing extensive research and trying to find the best price, you'll find it cheaper elsewhere or - worse - you'll find something else that is ACTUALLY what you were looking for in the first place and the original item isn't what you thought it would be.

 

[minimalsaint]

You WILL drop that tiny screw.

 

[Sthur]

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

 

[Rocketpunk]

Usually I plan for every possible contingency, and typically things go without a hitch, but today at school the hit on my SVD was wonky and I checked the ohms... 3.4 on what was supposed to be a 2.0 ohm carto. I couldn't figure out the sweet spot for it. Went to grab my Provari and the button was blinking red. Thought about swapping batteries, but I was using the SVD in shorty mode and I don't have a Provari mini. So I swapped tanks and got a criss-cross of Honey Pearry and Boba's Bounty and it wasn't exactly good.

Suffered though it, anyway. First "caught without a back-up" in almost 9 months.

 

[JJOOHHNN]

Trying not to jinx things but I have not had a single ecig problem for a long time.

 

[cdsaint66]

Trying not to jinx things but I have not had a single ecig problem for a long time.

Wow, talk about tempting fate.... or Murphy. I hope things continue going well for you.

 

[RubyRoo]

The moment one atomizer fails, they all will fail.

 

[RaceGun59]

Once you spend and stockpile the FDA will realize "damn we were wrong" and the price of everything you just stockplied will be decrease by a factor of 10.

 

[RaceGun59]

The exact same moment that you pull the trigger and place your order for your Provari will also be Murphy's first moment working at Provape.

 

[Duster6524]

I doubt if you'd be in any real danger doing that, but you never know when the laws of nature decide to give you the finger! Blurgas

 

[D. Waterhouse]

If you have an atty that's lasted four times longer than normal, if you post about it on ECF, it will be dead in 48 hours.