Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
- Vivian Greene

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn

 

[JoanJ]

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back

 

[JoanJ]

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

There's a sucker born every minute.

 

[JoanJ]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

 

[jj2]

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Savannah Highnote

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

[JoanJ]

"I would have made a good Pope."
- Richard M. Nixon

 

[jj2]

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Anonymous

 

[MoonLit_Water]

when someone steps on my foot

"it's OK i use the bottoms of them all day, only seems right someone use the tops of them every now and then"

 

[JoanJ]

The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it

 

[DocTonyNYC]

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler

 

[JoanJ]

Hold my beer and watch this

 

[spartanstew]

Stay Gold, Ponyboy.

 

[JoanJ]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. Fields

 

[DocTonyNYC]

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers

 

[JoanJ]

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

 

[DocTonyNYC]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Milton Berle