Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[aceswired]

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."

--Gandhi

 

[DocTonyNYC]

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright

 

[JoanJ]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

 

[jj2]

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

 

[JoanJ]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin

 

[FranC]

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

 

[jj2]

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[FranC]

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

 

[JoanJ]

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West

 

[jj2]

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde

 

[FranC]

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

 

[jj2]

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn

 

[FranC]

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban

 

[jj2]

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx

 

[FranC]

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
General George S. Patton

 

[jj2]

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns

 

[whodat2112]

I'm planning a trip to Spain. So I bought an album that teaches you the language. Put the album on, you put headphones on, you learn the language while you're sleeping. During the night, the record skipped. I get up the next day, I could only stutter in Spanish.

Steven Wright

 

[FranC]

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
Charlton Heston

 

[jj2]

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

 

[FranC]

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
- Ayn Rand