Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[JoanJ]

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

 

[DocTonyNYC]

Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck

 

[JoanJ]

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

 

[jj2]

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Anonymous

 

[DocTonyNYC]

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma Bombeck

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

 

[JoanJ]

“Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

 

[K1NGP1N]

I guess I will use the quote in my sig first.

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.”
― Mark Twain

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

 

[JoanJ]

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
,Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching

 

[K1NGP1N]

Golf is a good walk spoiled

Mark Twain

 

[JoanJ]

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.

 

[JoanJ]

"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."

 

[aceswired]

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (ie everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”

--Gaiman and Pratchett

 

[JoanJ]

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

 

[jj2]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

 

[JoanJ]

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire

 

[jj2]

"The road to success is always under construction."