Vapors Choice Lounge 2

[FranC]

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
- Leon Trotsky

 

[jj2]

“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
― Jarod Kintz

 

[whodat2112]

A while ago, I was in Las Vegas at the roulette table, having a furious argument over what I considered to be an "odd" number.

Steven Wright

 

[JoanJ]

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Billy Connolly

 

[FranC]

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso

 

[jj2]

“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.”
― Jarod Kintz

 

[JoanJ]

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

 

[whodat2112]

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Steven Wright

 

[JoanJ]

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[whodat2112]

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Steven Wright

 

[jj2]

“I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[JoanJ]

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite

 

[whodat2112]

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

 

[JoanJ]

You see much more of your children once they leave home.
Lucille Ball

 

[jj2]

“What the heck kind of name was Sir?”
― Cherise Sinclair

 

[whodat2112]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[JoanJ]

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld

 

[whodat2112]

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

 

[jj2]

“Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.”
― Candace C. Bowen

 

[JoanJ]

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess