Sorry VCV we got TOTALLY off topic here, but I will share two of my favorite good/bad puns:
--What do you call a mirage on an Alaskan island?
--An optical Aleutian.
And...
--Did you know that the capital of Taiwan is filled with driven, aggressive overachievers?
--Of course. They've all got Taipei personalities.

Here are two real-life puns that I swear I'm not making up: The company that services the elevators in the building where I work is called "Schindler's Lifts"
And I just encountered a range of fuzzy toys called Get Stuffed
--What do you call a mirage on an Alaskan island?
--An optical Aleutian.
And...
--Did you know that the capital of Taiwan is filled with driven, aggressive overachievers?
--Of course. They've all got Taipei personalities.

Here are two real-life puns that I swear I'm not making up: The company that services the elevators in the building where I work is called "Schindler's Lifts"
And I just encountered a range of fuzzy toys called Get Stuffed