Wacky E-Cig Ideas

[syntaxevasion]

1. Replace LED with laser. Take a drag and it shoots the laser. Very practical. And dangerous to the eyes of those around you.

2. E-hookah- If you die of nicotine poisoning, we will refund you 100% of your purchase price.

3. Bluetooth- Allows you to do synchronize with your computer or palm pilot. We have absolutely no idea why you would want to do this but surely it will be one of our most popular features.

4. iPod jack- because everything else has one.

5. Built in vibrating function- Makes a great massager

Look for all these sometime around when hell freezes over in our online shop.

 

[jarvis]

Don't forget about the E-aluminum foil. For all those that want to freebase crack ....... without the harmful carcinogens.

 

[tribalmasters]

How about an embedded computer able to be reprogrammed! You can change the length of time it takes for the light to flash after sucking, the battery low threshold, the time before cleaning cycle ruins atomiser all from your bluetooth equipped mobile phone. When your bored with that you can install your choice of Windows, Linux, MacOS, VX works and more. Please note that doing so will reduce battery life. Broadband connection required see terms and conditions on page 4.

 

[leaford]

I just want a transparent one with unnecessary blinking lights inside.

 

[syntaxevasion]

I second that one leaford.

like this?
Flowtoys :: toys for flow...

 

[Nazareth]

1: An E-Cigg that plays your favorite tune whenever ya take a drag.

2: An E-Cigg that yells out "Fire...Fire.. Everybody run" so the place will clear out and you'll have a nice peaceful meal without hte bother of people glaring at you

3: A sparkler E-cigg that shoots sparkles when you take a drag

4: An E-cigg that states "I'm an E-cigg, there is nothign to worry about, what you see is a harmless watervapor, so for all you .... antismokers, you can take a flying leap because I'm going ot vape whether you liek it or not!"

5: An E-cigg that shoots out nickles and dimes whenever you take a drag

6: A supermodel (or gorgeous actress- your choice) comes with hte purchase of every E-Cigg

7: An E-cigg that blows bubbles that will disguise the exhaled vapor so that people won't know what you;'re really up to

 

[leaford]

I second that one leaford.

like this?
Flowtoys*::*toys*for*flow...

Um. Less dildo-ish, please.

 

[syntaxevasion]

Um. Less dildo-ish, please.

*noted*

 

[Kit]

What about an e-cig with tobacco in it, public think your vaping but your double bluffing your really smoking HA HAAAAH

 

[tribalmasters]

Hmm liquid cannabis in a cart!? My bro will love it! Until the atomiser fails and he finds out they are no longer for sale due to the Gordon Brown brigade being jealous of great tech for people to actually enjoy! Labour will be 'in the closet' about using the tech which will result in a ban haha!

As for me, cannabis in a cart = anxiety which means prescribed Valium (diazepam) in a cart - niiice!