I have given this a lot of thought. There is no getting around the fact
what we are seeing here is a duck.
1. It walks like a duck.
2. It squawks like a duck.
3. It swims like a duck.
4. It certainly looks like a duck.
How about we start calling it what it is.
A out right ban? From now on I will not refer to this onerous
legislation as regulations. I will be referring to them as the FEBER's,
(Federal ElectronicCigarette Banning and Elimination Regulations)
or BER's for short.(Banning and Elimination Reg's)
It's time we start laying it on a little thick and call it out for what
it essentially is. Hyperbole? Yes. Deceitful? No. A little truth in
advertising doesn't hurt.
If there is anything I have learned out of all this over the last 2
years is I was never,ever part of the equation. I never had a seat
at the table. I was never a stakeholder. All the Alphabet org's had
a seat. All the Big Anti-vaping science had a seat. The FDA,CDC and
EPA had their own table. BP and BT had a table. The tax collectors were
invited. Two or three folding chairs and TV trays were dug out of storage
for those representing us way back in a corner some where. And vaping
was stolen from me. From you. From us. We are all one big happy family again.
No more poisoning our fellow citizens with our obnoxious gas. We have our own
place by the curb next to our still smoking brethren. Say bro ya got a spare
EGO?,mines run low. All the chillin' will finally once and for all be saved
from this deadly scourge. I tell you there is something for everyone.
Everyone except me. You. Us.
Perhaps I just should be grateful with the knowledge that by my sacrifice
millions of chillin' and gramma's in cereal aisles everywhere will once again
be safe and healthy. Why I ever thought that I should be left alone to take
care of myself is beyond me. Apparently my place is to genuflect and kiss
the ring finger of literally everyone in abject admiration and the respect
they deserve without regard for my personal well being and happiness.
Well I guess it's back to reality. Excuse me while I step out side into the
drizzling rain to have a vape.
Can you make some room there bro? Quack you say?!

Mike
what we are seeing here is a duck.
1. It walks like a duck.
2. It squawks like a duck.
3. It swims like a duck.
4. It certainly looks like a duck.
How about we start calling it what it is.
A out right ban? From now on I will not refer to this onerous
legislation as regulations. I will be referring to them as the FEBER's,
(Federal ElectronicCigarette Banning and Elimination Regulations)
or BER's for short.(Banning and Elimination Reg's)
It's time we start laying it on a little thick and call it out for what
it essentially is. Hyperbole? Yes. Deceitful? No. A little truth in
advertising doesn't hurt.
If there is anything I have learned out of all this over the last 2
years is I was never,ever part of the equation. I never had a seat
at the table. I was never a stakeholder. All the Alphabet org's had
a seat. All the Big Anti-vaping science had a seat. The FDA,CDC and
EPA had their own table. BP and BT had a table. The tax collectors were
invited. Two or three folding chairs and TV trays were dug out of storage
for those representing us way back in a corner some where. And vaping
was stolen from me. From you. From us. We are all one big happy family again.
No more poisoning our fellow citizens with our obnoxious gas. We have our own
place by the curb next to our still smoking brethren. Say bro ya got a spare
EGO?,mines run low. All the chillin' will finally once and for all be saved
from this deadly scourge. I tell you there is something for everyone.
Everyone except me. You. Us.
Perhaps I just should be grateful with the knowledge that by my sacrifice
millions of chillin' and gramma's in cereal aisles everywhere will once again
be safe and healthy. Why I ever thought that I should be left alone to take
care of myself is beyond me. Apparently my place is to genuflect and kiss
the ring finger of literally everyone in abject admiration and the respect
they deserve without regard for my personal well being and happiness.
Well I guess it's back to reality. Excuse me while I step out side into the
drizzling rain to have a vape.
Can you make some room there bro? Quack you say?!
Mike