We Must Ban Stamps, for the Children!

[AgentAnia]

Just caught the tail end of a news snippet on HLN. Stamps are being coated with (illegal but widely available crystalline substance) that students are licking to get high *gasp* in class... Evidently officials find this latest craze "deeply troubling."

Are stamps soon to be banned?

 

[wbart]

Pretty soon Kids will be confined to bubbles "for there safety"

 

[BuGlen]

pretty soon kids will be confined to bubbles "for there safety"

We must ban bubbles!

 

[Vocalek]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

 

[sawlight]

Nothing new about this! Used to be that way in the 60's all through the 90's, made it easier to transport!

 

[Uma]

They're always alerting parents, in my area, about stamp tattoos.

 

[wbart]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

That might be the most insane and smartest idea that I have ever heard...

 

[jtpjc]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

Quite right. They are smelly, noisy and irrational. Who invited them to our party anyway? They're the ones causing all the trouble!

 

[AgentAnia]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

Occam's razor. Brilliant.

 

[PinoyBoy]

Those things aren't new ... I remember back in the mid 2000's when I was in HS, college students back then told nostalgic stories of how those things were better back in the 90's.

 

[cdsaint66]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

Hah! Wicked sharp sense of humor you've got there Vocalek.

 

[bunnomatic]

If it doesn't look like smoking ...it doesn't matter...if it doesn't matter...there isn't enough tax revenue coming in for anybody to care (unless it is an ecig)!

FDA will probably give those kids a medal for trying to keep the Post Office solvent

 

[Tvan]

Wouldn't it be easier to ban children?

I would rather ban irresponsible parents that don't realize their kids are using vaping as a gateway to smoking real cigarettes.

 

[sbdivemaster]

Pretty soon Kids will be confined to bubbles "for there safety"

 

[Uma]

Aaaaaccccckkkkkk! Where's the kids gas mask?!?

 

[RosaJ]

They will never ban postage stamps, the powers that be just voted a price increase of the postage stamp. The post office is one of those "protected" groups, all they really do any more is deliver junk mail that goes straight into the trash can from your mailbox. I don't hear any environmentalists complaining about the forests being decimated because of all the junk mail.