I'm off to get some beauty sleep. I could be gone for quite a while!! I wonder if it works for slimming too? Better not, I could end up in a coma!!
Weight Control Lossing/Gaining
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So I was playing Deal Or No Deal with the scale this morning. I was yelling "Low numbers, low numbers!! No Deal!!!"
Hey, the best diet I was ever on was called "Lasix". I lost 20lbs of water in one week! lol Now if it only worked for fat!
I hear you Nighthawk!!!
They say that by doing housework, you burn calories and fat. Then what the hell is my problem??? The house is clean and I'm still fat!!!
They say that by doing housework, you burn calories and fat. Then what the hell is my problem??? The house is clean and I'm still fat!!!
I got to thinking that I might give everyone the impression I am very obese.
Just to straighten this out: There are 6 levels of fatness. There is big, healthy, husky, fluffy, dang, and OH HELL NO.........
For the record, I'm fluffy.
Just to straighten this out: There are 6 levels of fatness. There is big, healthy, husky, fluffy, dang, and OH HELL NO.........
For the record, I'm fluffy.
Well on that quote....I'll take husky...or maybe fluffy. Just in the stomach area. Can't i just call it my "beer is evil six pack"...unfortunately my body went nuts when I had some medical issues a long time ago and this pooch just won't go away. I play volleyball three nights a week and on weekends and carry heavy stuff and walk around at work for most of the day. I can still thumb to wedding finger both my wrists...so I don't have hope that it'll go away any time soon...
I had the same exact problem most of my life.
Luckily I discovered an amazing cure that I highly recommend to you: menopause! 
Because it's been so cool out that I haven't been getting into the pool much so I went to my health club. Boy, you can tell it's been months since I did that. I'm sore, I'm tired, and so ready for a short nap.
Never got my nap and now I can't keep my eyes open.
SOMEONE WAKE ME WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
SOMEONE WAKE ME WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells stay FOREVER!!!!!!!! That is if you havent had liposuction.
Joking a side, has anyone every had liposuction?
No, I'm not thinking about it, and if I was, I'm not fat enough!!!........Can't win for losing.
Joking a side, has anyone every had liposuction?
No, I'm not thinking about it, and if I was, I'm not fat enough!!!........Can't win for losing.
I wonder..... if it is still considered an "hourglass figure" if all the sand is at the bottom?
Well with keeping up my normal activity and adding mowing the yard and spending three days getting the pool ready to close, I've lost a pound!!!
Yes, a whole pound!!!
I hear you, that is good. I figure I just spent a whole lot of time outside sweating and it's water weight.
Here comes the quandary, do I drink a lot of water today?
Well with keeping up my normal activity and adding mowing the yard and spending three days getting the pool ready to close, I've lost a pound!!!
Yes, a whole pound!!!
I hear you, that is good. I figure I just spent a whole lot of time outside sweating and it's water weight.
Here comes the quandary, do I drink a lot of water today?
Dieting is the price we pay for exceeding the 'feed limit'! Today's Weight Loss Tip: Running to the refrigerator is not considered exercise........
I believe in asking your body what it wants. So I asked my body if it wanted to work out.
It clearly replied: "Listen fatty, do it & die."
It clearly replied: "Listen fatty, do it & die."
I'm a little teapot, short & stout. Here is my handle here is my han...........oh crap, I'm a sugar bowl..............
Just did a 3 mile run, 100 sit-ups, and 100 jumping jacks, then I woke up. Whew!!!
What a nightmare!!!
What a nightmare!!!
The handle on my recliner apparently doesn't qualify as an exercise machine...........who knew?
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