Ah Florida , ya gotta love it here LOL>
I couldnt resist posting this , enjoy
Florida Crazy Law
# Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
# It is considered an offense to shower naked.
# You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
# It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
# Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
# If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
# It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
# You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
# Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
# It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
# A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
# Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
I couldnt resist posting this , enjoy
Florida Crazy Law
# Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
# It is considered an offense to shower naked.
# You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
# It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
# Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
# If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
# It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
# You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
# Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
# It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
# A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
# Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
