See, I'd take a completely different approach.
Interviewer asks anything, doesn't matter:
Camera on me, me smoking a Janty Stick:
"Oh, no this is horrible. Just horrible" *huge deep drags, blowing vapor at the camera, visibly smiling, obviously enjoying myself*
Interviewer asks second question, doesn't matter what it is:
"Naw, this is bad. It's probably bad for you. Man, it probably kills you." *another huge draw and vapor exhale. I visibly shake in pleasure as if in the throes of an intense orgasm. I excuse myself.*
"I'm going to a bar where smoking isn't allowed. I'm going to be doing a lot of this (one more huge exhale) This is just horrible."
Interviewer asks anything, doesn't matter:
Camera on me, me smoking a Janty Stick:
"Oh, no this is horrible. Just horrible" *huge deep drags, blowing vapor at the camera, visibly smiling, obviously enjoying myself*
Interviewer asks second question, doesn't matter what it is:
"Naw, this is bad. It's probably bad for you. Man, it probably kills you." *another huge draw and vapor exhale. I visibly shake in pleasure as if in the throes of an intense orgasm. I excuse myself.*
"I'm going to a bar where smoking isn't allowed. I'm going to be doing a lot of this (one more huge exhale) This is just horrible."