What a smell!

[KenS]

I work for one of the shipping firms that delivers packages to residents.
Today I walked in and went to my work area and smelled a awful smell.
One of my co-workers that we call "super nose" that catches all the pot going through our system came through and I
asked him if he could smell the odor that smelled like someone crapped in their pants, he couldn't.
Come to find out someone had ordered cheese from France and it was sitting on the shelf.
That means my smell has come back with a vengeance since quitting cigars.
I also noticed that I can't eat the jalapeños like I used to, so taste has come back also.
Trouble is, I smell every skunk in the area when going home at night, phew

 

[ZipperPhil]

guess i should say im thankful i was still chainsmoking analogs when i loaded trucks for ups...the packages of returned fish ewwwww even with no sense of smell

 

[MrHankey]

What smell? Howdy ho!!!!

 

[lopenator]

Oh My Gosh! The Christmas Poo! It's Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo! Small and brown, he comes from you! Sit on the toilet, here he comes! Squeeze between your festive buns! He's a present from down below, spreading joy with a Howdy Ho!

I have to say Mr. Hankey, I'm disappointed, on Christmas Eve, I ate more than my fair share of fiber, but you forgot to visit.

 

[HDMontana]

I know what you mean. Still trying to get the wife to switch to vaping. When she comes in from having a smoke, she STINKS bad. Didn't really notice it when I still smoked.

HD.

 

[bleaubored1]

A recent visit to my dentist, a couple of people walked by me and they stank so bad. Wow, I used to smell like that.

 

[Completely Average]

Just wait until you have to use a gas station restroom. You'll be wishing you still smoked.

 

[Fenway75]

Wait until your first flight. Oh my LORD. It's called soap, people, google it on that fancy smarter-than-you-are phone you keep tapping at well after the nice ladies in the uniforms tell you to stop. And please conduct said googling with your arms down, thanks muchly.....

 

[picowatt]

When I quit smoking 4 years ago, I said to myself - I'm not going to be one of those *&#@ $%*&@ snob condescending ex-smokers and would treat all those who still smoke as I would like to have been treated.
Well it is damned hard since I quit. My sense of smell is so much better and picky.
Cigarette smoke really stinks and the people who smoke the super cheap off-brand cigs that walk up to you and want to talk while puffing that rotgut smelling kank in my face - darn hard to not just get really upset.
I mean the stuff smells like burning old used baby diapers
Well I'm sorry but I really try to avoid cigarette smokers for fear that I might become a *&#@ $%*&@ snob condescending ex-smoker or heave up my lunch on someone or worse.

 

[ZipperPhil]

Just wait until you have to use a gas station restroom. You'll be wishing you still smoked.

switching from the analogs to vaping has been easy but once my court stuff is wrapped up and i get back out on the road to my job is when its gonna be difficult. i'm a carnie and im dreading those port a potties with my newfound sense of smell!!!!!

 

[Taowulf]

switching from the analogs to vaping has been easy but once my court stuff is wrapped up and i get back out on the road to my job is when its gonna be difficult. i'm a carnie and im dreading those port a potties with my newfound sense of smell!!!!!

This is for you, ZipperPhil.

 

[KODIAK (TM)]

I smell every skunk in the area when going home at night, phew

Then you wouldn't like my house on "Burrito" night.

 

[ZipperPhil]

This is for you, ZipperPhil.

haha thanks..they'll definitely come in handy

 

[DesertSoldier135]

When I sneak a cig now I can smell myself stinking after just one smoke. Fingers, hair, clothes, breath.

 

[Cloud Junky]

Good to be retired,,, All I can smell is my BBQ grill cookin up that everyday is a vacation food!

 

[DixieDawn]

That's the worst part of everyone banning E-Cigs and us being put outside with the smokers again, now I can smell it, LOL.