What about sex

[suddenly]

You poor guy

Talk to Nicotime he thinks he has it all figured out

 

[VaporingQueen]

I have now read every single post and I am not sure what is burning or blinding my eye's, the tears of laughter or the passthru I just vaped the h3ll out of!!!

 

[nicotime]

Nicotime it is not just about the man in the boat

There are other things that must happen too.

Agreed...you gotta push the on button...turn the dials...tune in to the right frequency...come up for air and repeat.

How long have you been married??? Sounds like a loooooooooog time LOL

At present...14 yrs...and thats quite a feat for me considering all my friends and family voted me as the least likely to ever marry. 2-4 years living together was usually tops for me...one went for 7 years...then I had to go. Most of my "getaways" were on good terms...one pulled a fake suicide to stop me...and one still wants to fool around even though we are both married.

Ask Us girls we will give you some pointers Like get a beaver its made for two! ooh la la

I will probably get banned for trying to help a guy save his love life now

Look...I am no Casanova...quiet type actually, but I did my homework early in life. At about 14 yo, I read medical and all the sex books I could find to see what made women tick...yes guys... you have to read and not just look at the pics. Then being a person that can "read people" comes in handy too. A lot of these young guys get a girl and right away they are like a bulldozer in a daisy patch...that comes later in the next half hour. That concludes today's lesson.

Any more questions?>in my best John Wayne voice<

 

[Rosa]

Look...I am no Casanova...quiet type actually, but I did my homework early in life. At about 14 yo, I read medical and all the sex books I could find to see what made women tick...yes guys... you have to read and not just look at the pics. Then being a person that can "read people" comes in handy too. A lot of these young guys get a girl and right away they are like a bulldozer in a daisy patch...that comes later in the next half hour. That concludes today's lesson.

Any more questions?>in my best John Wayne voice<

....um...can I give you husband's e-mail?......

 

[nicotime]

....um...can I give you husband's e-mail?......

Noooo way...I'm not in to that! Sorry...I'm a doer not a teacher.

Like I said Rosa...I dont claim to be a Dr. Ruth but I did pay attention in the real world.

My dad always told me..."You cant teach an old dog a new trick...and you cant teach an dumb dog anything"...so I got out there early and learned.

 

[bassnut]

I think I had sex once and I remember sort of liking it but... that was long ago.
I'll check with my wife. She'll remember if I liked it or not and I'll get back to you as soon as I find out. Do you mind? Thanks!
This is so cool! A thread about SEX! WooooHooooo!


OK. Never mind. She said something about "sinking the little man in the boat".
I don't know exactly what she means but I did learn about oral resuscitation at the community center. Do you think that will that help? Is it too late to save him?

 

[nicotime]

I think I had sex once and I remember sort of liking it but... that was long ago.
I'll check with my wife. She'll remember if I liked it or not and I'll get back to you as soon as I find out. Do you mind? Thanks!
This is so cool! A thread about SEX! WooooHooooo!


OK. Never mind. She said something about "sinking the little man in the boat".
I don't know exactly what she means but I did learn about oral resuscitation at the community center. Do you think that will that help? Is it too late to save him?

bassnut...if resuscitation doesn't float her boat...grab that bullet looking device in her drawer and defibrillate the poor guy...quickly...before she rolls over and develops the most dreaded thing known to man...a cephalgia. If that happens you are DITW and might as well go raid the fridge and have a vape.

 

[regularjoe]

Well, I hate to brag, but since switching to e-cigs I have become quite the studmuffin. Within a week, the transformation was quite dramatic.

Just last night, after a long hot "session", when I asked her how it was, she graciously conceded, "Hey, that wasn't as bad as I expected!"