Ahaha, epic thread with epic replies. Some of you are bloody hilarious.
Being a delicate little flower I have a whole list, mainly involving terminology.
"Drip tips" Yeah, it makes sense, but my first thought on hearing this was "omg, do people drool or snot or something!?"
"Dripping" Definitely snot!
"Direct dripping" As opposed to snotting on your sleeve? Sizzling snot?
"PV" Perve? Why yes I am, but I do not own any perves myself so can't comment.
"Personal vapouriser" We're back to the snot again, but I'm glad you're keeping your snot separate from the community booger bonanza.
"Vape" Makes me suspect this is something nasty involving trapped wind - definitely worse than a silent fart on a hot, damp, night... [singing]"do you have to let it linger?"[/singing]
"juice" or the even nastier "ejuice" Heat up orange juice until it produces clouds of vapour!
"Analogue" Stumbling across this having just addled my not-exactly-techy-excuse-for-a-brain with initial research was not good. My aforementioned organ flailed about trying to understand the difference between analogue devices and digital devices. It still holds a grudge.
"Stinky" getting back to nasal secretions and emitting bodily gases...
General atomiser/cartomiser/tank/clearomiser/wick/feeder/dripping/other-method-of-getting-nicotine-to-element compatibility and pros & cons woe and confusion.
Wow, how sexy and smart I am ;P
Thank you, another gem that got me and my wife howling in laughter, i sent you a pm, i am seriously adding some of these with permission to the magazine