In high school, I was sitting around with a group of friends, smoking pipe tobacco(most of us were over 18) and we all spontaneously started speaking in foreign accents. Attempting to stay in character, we had to make up new names for each other. Eliphas Wood has an added bonus of never being taken on any website or online game, so I've used it online ever since.
I have been Evil Zoe on the internet for well over a decade. I was the alter ego of my cat who was really cranky and mean so it was sort of ironic. Plus, I'm evil personified but that's another matter.
When I was little we lived in a tiny house in LA down from the Hari Krishnas. We had a small tangled orange tree in our backyard poisoned all the time b/c of the zillion ants that lived on it. Not an edible fruit on the tree b/c of all the poison. Despite the warnings, the Krishnas would sneak in and steal the oranges anyway. PoisonedOrange.
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.