What should be under a bed?

[FantWriter]

It's about time for me to get a new bed. I'll be buying one that comes with free delivery, set-up, and removal of the old mattress (aside: I really, really miss having a pick-up!).

Although I'm a guy, I'm definitely going to be moving the bed and cleaning under it before anyone sees what's under there (it hasn't been moved in five years, and I don't want to think about the accumulation).

My quandary is what I should put under there for the delivery guys to 'discover.'

Being this close to Halloween, a skeleton is the obvious thing, but that's a little too pedestrian for my taste. I've thought of a sawed-off shotgun and a bag with "First Fed Bank" stenciled on it, but a decent replica gun is too expensive for a cheap trick.

Any ideas of what would freak out guys who think they've seen everything but which isn't too elaborate or expensive for a five-second prank?

 

[roxics]

All of your vaping supplies. Especially if you have tube mods with MAP tanks. Don't forget plenty of syringes, unmarked bottles of eliquid and just for good measure thrown in a few clear one pound bags of baking soda that are taped up nice and tight. Might as well throw a random g-string in the box too. Put it all in a wide flat box without a lid.

"oh excuse me, let me get that out of the way for ya, just a few party supplies."

 

[ec!gg]

Hmmmmm maybe a 9MM? Oh, of course all your vaping needs!!

 

[emus]

Have a heart trap w/ a few bones inside....or skunk stuffed animal.

 

[Kevin littell]

Handcuffs and a few choice pieces of leather and latex?

 

[FantWriter]

Thanks all for the advice!

Sadly, I'm rather traditional in my vaping -- I've tried a lot of different types, but now I'm pure 808s, which don't look scary/imposing at all.

I do have a set of handcuffs around here somewhere (the trick kind you can open without a key).

 

[bassnut]

A canopy?

No...that goes over the bed.

A can of pee?

 

[DaveP]

How about a sign that says, "This space for rent. Ghosts and Goblins need not apply."?