What's a good way to clean out your used condoms & buttplugs?

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Joyce

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Saw the title, had to look. To make sure I had the right answer I called and asked my 78 yr old mother the best way to clean out a used condom and .... plug. She hung up on me after telling me she no longer loves me.

Time to drink.


You did right, Maxwell. When in doubt, always check with your mother. After all, she knows best. But we still love you.
 

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Saw the title, had to look. To make sure I had the right answer I called and asked my 78 yr old mother the best way to clean out a used condom and .... plug. She hung up on me after telling me she no longer loves me.

Time to drink.

I'm sure she didn't mean it Max. You know how moms can be. She probably didn't even know what a .... plug was. It just sounds bad, ya'know? Especially when used in a sentence with condom.

Who was it that chose these names anyway? :facepalm::unsure:
 

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I miss mom already. She might not know what it is, but she said something about ''shoving it up my'', well - you know, and ''who do I think I am, Charlie Sheen''? (don't know what that meant). Then 'The Hang Up'. Silence. My one and only mom.

But Hey! The beer tastes GREAT ;) Think I might go the bar. I'll ask around about the used condoms and .... plug thingy. I'll be back after getting beat up. See you probably pretty soon.
 

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I miss mom already. She might not know what it is, but she said something about ''shoving it up my'', well - you know, and ''who do I think I am, Charlie Sheen''? (don't know what that meant). Then 'The Hang Up'. Silence. My one and only mom.

But Hey! The beer tastes GREAT ;) Think I might go the bar. I'll ask around about the used condoms and .... plug thingy. I'll be back after getting beat up. See you probably pretty soon.

Maxwell...I LOVE to read your posts! :facepalm: :laugh::lol: :lol:
 

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Funny people.

My question is . . . . where are the flat bottomed condoms? All the new ones I have, have a dimple in them and the juice squishes up the sides. I have to reuse just for that reason.

Flat bottomed are from Wowcarts, Dimpled are from Coolcarts...well usually. Coolcart people chime in!
 
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