When stealth vaping is not so stealthy...

[KODIAK (TM)]

I bought a new car last year and thought I would stroke out, at one dealership. Because I'm female , they thought they could rake me over the coals. NOT! Ended up walking out, right in the middle of the deal. Got a much better price elsewhere and had them throw in lots of goodies too. I was so proud of myself

I walked out of a haggling deal once. The dealer waved and said, "Bye".

Mrs. Kodiak buys her own cars now. I stay at home and just pretend she went to the corner market. It's easier that way.

 

[redsox]

Funny story to share. This week I was on a trip and met some friends for a drink. We were sitting at the bar and one of my friends and I were stealth vaping; I had brought an eRoll on the trip just to try it out. My beer was empty and I had been looking for the bartender. Just as I took a hit from the eRoll, my friend flagged the bartender as he was passing by and pointed to me and the bartender asked me what I wanted - as I had a mouthful of vapor. I was trying desperately to talk and not let it out but it was coming out of my nose, my mouth, everywhere, and of course I was laughing which made it worse - but the bartender was laughing at me too, so it was okay. The look on my face must have been priceless. Another time I might not have been so lucky.

this country has us all so scared....i grew up in the 80s, its amazing the behaviors that are considered bad, who cares what u did dude, vaping in public? u will be warned before arrested, trust me....i have several vape friendly bars.....find one

 

[Flush1]

The worst enemies to stealth vaping are... MALL COPS! I swear, these guys are trained vapor-sniffers. They have special vape-sense. Every time I sneak a vape one is tailing me or walking by so I smile at 'em and swallow it. Intimidating .......s. (And I ain't afraid of nuthin').

I always found that funny given i was hassled by a mall cop...10ft from a volcano boutique...like really

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[KODIAK (TM)]

I always found that funny given i was hassled by a mall cop...10ft from a volcano boutique...like really

They don't know what to do with me. Most Mall cops I see aren't old enough to shave. I guess it's tough to scold an older guy carrying his wife's purse and assorted bags from Victoria's Secret.

 

[Purplepeeps]

They don't know what to do with me. Most Mall cops I see aren't old enough to shave. I guess it's tough to scold an older guy carrying his wife's purse and assorted bags from Victoria's Secret.[/QUOTE

What a nice hubby you are (Kodiak)!

 

[Clownshoe]

I was vaping as i was walking around in wal-mart, no stealtyness necessary at 2am lolz

 

[Purplepeeps]

I was vaping as i was walking around in wal-mart, no stealtyness necessary at 2am lolz

No stealth mode needed during the day as well. With all the freaks shopping there, nobody notices LOL

 

[Clownshoe]

No stealth mode needed during the day as well. With all the freaks shopping there, nobody notices LOL

hahaha so true

 

[Coelli]

this country has us all so scared....i grew up in the 80s, its amazing the behaviors that are considered bad, who cares what u did dude, vaping in public? u will be warned before arrested, trust me....i have several vape friendly bars.....find one

Oh, totally - there's a place we've gone to a couple of times, I was vaping outside with the smokers at first and the bouncer said "You know you can smoke that inside right?" The next time we went for a show it was their grand re-opening so just in case, I asked, and the manager said it was no problem. I told him L.A. was about to make it law that you can't vape inside and he thought it was really stupid ("Isn't that the whole point, that you can use them inside?"). The ordinance goes into effect on April 19.

 

[nath100nek]

Let the master stealth vape teach you all how to do it when your stealth vaping. When somebody tries to talk to you, just hold it in and just stare into their eyes. Standstill dont move and jump up in the air while keeping eye contact. Make sure your knees touch your chest when you jump. Do the kungfu praying mantis position and then quickly change to tiger. Once you think the vapor has disappeared in your lungs just talk to him normally. They wont notice a thing.


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