So i doubt anyone noticed i have been gone , other than the modder community not having a bunch of silly ideas. well , here is the story of where hova did go.
so the background to this story , sort of starts with rob at vaporcountry.com . lovely products , and i promise i will get these video reviews going , so i can get some more pina colada and menthol off ya , along with some atty's .
anyways , i was supposed to get married on july 25. or should i say i bought a 99 and a half (sort of like an early 2000) vw golf. this happened march of 2010. i loved that car. it was my baby. i used to drive for work , and this was my home . my apartment was more of a home away from home , considering how much time i spent in my golf.
anyways. long story short , Friday the 23'rd i was over my future parent in laws house doing some painting to get ready for the wedding (it as to be at their house) , and went home about 7pm to take a shower. this is when disaster figured out where i had been hiding all these years.
so heres a photo interlude.
this is my golf . this is my mistress. some time around march of this year.
and this is me. i know , not so pretty to start with... we cant all be given the gift of brains and expect that whole beauty part to follow...
thats my baby when he was tiny , hes cute. i know.
so anyways. july 23rdth comes along , and my whole life changed. i am talking upside down, turned on its head , and put through the wringer type .......
heres me... july 24th. post mayhem.
and heres my home...
so a week later i see these pictures and basically puke my guts out. it was fun.
the wedding was postponed , the car will be replaced and life will go on.
i dont really know why i have to post this , mostly as a PSA to everyone else that no matter how aware you are , there's always someone out there that is so unconscious , that they put you in danger. i have been cited with the accident , because i was making a left turn.i dont remember anything from the accident , but having logged over half a million miles in the past 3 years doing my job , i can assure you i didnt pull in front of this person. the fact that there were no skid marks to recreate their side of the accident , shows that they were not even paying attention. probably talking on the phone.
if one person out there puts down their cell phone , then i have not gone through all this for nothing. please take care of the ones you love , and pay attention when driving.
and this is where hova did go... rob i promise i will get the video review up for you as soon as i can stand the look of myself on camera. its still pretty bad.
edit: the total injuries in my car were only to me , as i was alone. i suffered one broken femur (in two places) , which resulted in a .64" dia titanium rod skewering my femur bone . there are two titanium screws securing the top, and two more screws holding it at the bottom. 20 staples and 30 stitches in my head/face . a busted finger (got caught in between the dash and the shift knob) . add in a handful of bruises , some cracked ribs , and that just about does it.
-hov
so the background to this story , sort of starts with rob at vaporcountry.com . lovely products , and i promise i will get these video reviews going , so i can get some more pina colada and menthol off ya , along with some atty's .
anyways , i was supposed to get married on july 25. or should i say i bought a 99 and a half (sort of like an early 2000) vw golf. this happened march of 2010. i loved that car. it was my baby. i used to drive for work , and this was my home . my apartment was more of a home away from home , considering how much time i spent in my golf.
anyways. long story short , Friday the 23'rd i was over my future parent in laws house doing some painting to get ready for the wedding (it as to be at their house) , and went home about 7pm to take a shower. this is when disaster figured out where i had been hiding all these years.
so heres a photo interlude.
this is my golf . this is my mistress. some time around march of this year.
and this is me. i know , not so pretty to start with... we cant all be given the gift of brains and expect that whole beauty part to follow...
thats my baby when he was tiny , hes cute. i know.
so anyways. july 23rdth comes along , and my whole life changed. i am talking upside down, turned on its head , and put through the wringer type .......
heres me... july 24th. post mayhem.
and heres my home...
so a week later i see these pictures and basically puke my guts out. it was fun.
the wedding was postponed , the car will be replaced and life will go on.
i dont really know why i have to post this , mostly as a PSA to everyone else that no matter how aware you are , there's always someone out there that is so unconscious , that they put you in danger. i have been cited with the accident , because i was making a left turn.i dont remember anything from the accident , but having logged over half a million miles in the past 3 years doing my job , i can assure you i didnt pull in front of this person. the fact that there were no skid marks to recreate their side of the accident , shows that they were not even paying attention. probably talking on the phone.
if one person out there puts down their cell phone , then i have not gone through all this for nothing. please take care of the ones you love , and pay attention when driving.
and this is where hova did go... rob i promise i will get the video review up for you as soon as i can stand the look of myself on camera. its still pretty bad.
edit: the total injuries in my car were only to me , as i was alone. i suffered one broken femur (in two places) , which resulted in a .64" dia titanium rod skewering my femur bone . there are two titanium screws securing the top, and two more screws holding it at the bottom. 20 staples and 30 stitches in my head/face . a busted finger (got caught in between the dash and the shift knob) . add in a handful of bruises , some cracked ribs , and that just about does it.
-hov
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