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TWISTED VICTOR

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I donno Stubby, at 100% tax I'm afraid the state might employ revenuers. I can see it now....

"Coming next spring on The Discovery Channel, Hyena, The Snus Hunter. Follow along in this new hit reality series as Jack (the Hyena) Inoff tracks down high-profile snus smugglers as they evade paying Wisconsin's tobacco tax. Watch The Hyena cackle as he picks up the scent of a duty-free import from Sweden. Be there to witness the excitement when he uncovers the hide-out of a perpetrator and sends for a battering ram. See the barrage of flash-bangs, then the dramatic entrance that commits chaos on your senses. You'll be on the edge of your seat as he emerges from the Life Is Over retirement home with a shackled band of ruthless and toothless evaders bent on committing freedom. Ride along as shreds the constitution and whines the motto "It's for the children". See justice served as the evildoers are sentenced to "the patch" at twice retail price...plus sales tax. Also, be sure to join us on discovery.com for updates on our launch of The History Channel replacement It's A New World Order Channel. The first 100,000 visitors will receive a free mark of the beast." :?:
 
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I'm....... ah............ getting just a wee bit paranoid here........ and you're not helping TV........ okay....... got the triple reinforced steal door put in......... quad pane bullet proof glass windows.............. got the snus in the bomb shelter...... which is 30 feet underground...... with a fingerprint and voice recognition entrance...... I might be okay........ should be okay.......... I'm good to go......... gotta start digging that tunnel to PA

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....... gotta start digging that tunnel to PA
I'm already on it, pal. I'm passing under Vaporer's house as we speak so all you gotta do is finish your tunnel to my house and run from there :).

ouch...
100% tax ? really?
I'd be interested to hear the story behind how they railroaded that through....

Easy, they wanted to help the children avoid addiction and health problems and it was a lot simpler to tax 'baccy then,...say......., crack.........and call it a good days work :(.
 

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Easy, they wanted to help the children avoid addiction and health problems and it was a lot simpler to tax 'baccy then,...say......., crack.........and call it a good days work :(.


Rrrrrightt......
Because we all know tons of kids who say "i wanna keep salty tobacco in my mouth 24/7 !!!" on a regular basis...
Makes perfect sense! Hip Hip hooray for the smokeless police!!!
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Rrrrrightt......
Because we all know tons of kids who say "i wanna keep salty tobacco in my mouth 24/7 !!!" on a regular basis...
Makes perfect sense! Hip Hip hooray for the smokeless police!!!
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That's right. I know it was my childhood dream. Once my smoking addiction was hopelessly in full force I knew I had arrived.

Btw, TAG...you're it :p.
 

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ouch...
100% tax ? really?
I'd be interested to hear the story behind how they railroaded that through....

That's only part of the story. It passed along with a large increase in cigarette tax..... and........ within a few weeks of doing that they cut funding for the quit hot line by 55%. Figure that one out.
 

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That's only part of the story. It passed along with a large increase in cigarette tax..... and........ within a few weeks of doing that they cut funding for the quit hot line by 55%. Figure that one out.

Blatant fools are funny when they think they're sly, ain't they. "No criminal discrimination going on here. Move along now, there's nothing to see." On Wisconsin. Indiana's not like that. Our lawmakers are still being a little timid, but give 'em time and the 3rd Reich will rise again. Especially after the new hit series gets airtime.
 

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That's right. I know it was my childhood dream. Once my smoking addiction was hopelessly in full force I knew I had arrived.

Btw, TAG...you're it :p.

Hahahahaha.
Funnily enough,in high school, i took a 3 hour masonry and building trades class where we built a habitat house every year.I was so addicted to smoking by that time that i had to buy dip to get through the 3 hour class everyday.
I was a tax paying, dual user before i even knew what the term meant. Thank you for watching out for me big brother...:p
 

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I donno Stubby, at 100% tax I'm afraid the state might employ revenuers. I can see it now....

"Coming next spring on The Discovery Channel, Hyena, The Snus Hunter. Follow along in this new hit reality series as Jack (the Hyena) Inoff tracks down high-profile snus smugglers as they evade paying Wisconsin's tobacco tax. Watch The Hyena cackle as he picks up the scent of a duty-free import from Sweden. Be there to witness the excitement when he uncovers the hide-out of a perpetrator and sends for a battering ram. See the barrage of flash-bangs, then the dramatic entrance that commits chaos on your senses. You'll be on the edge of your seat as he emerges from the Life Is Over retirement home with a shackled band of ruthless and toothless evaders bent on committing freedom. Ride along as shreds the constitution and whines the motto "It's for the children". See justice served as the evildoers are sentenced to "the patch" at twice retail price...plus sales tax. Also, be sure to join us on discovery.com for updates on our launch of The History Channel replacement It's A New World Order Channel. The first 100,000 visitors will receive a free mark of the beast." :?:

I hope this shows right after The Deadliest Catch, will make for a full evening. I'm dying to see the Stubbygate show.
 
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