Who took them?!?!?!

[wisteelersfan]

So which one of you scoundrels took the rest of my black shorty autos? I was waiting till payday today to order more and I come home and they're gone!! Now I'll be sitting here waiting and wondering if the new ones, when they come in, are going to be the super short shorties I love or just the regular kinda short shorties. People you all know I'm an addict, it's not nice to just take away my drug like that.

 

[Gribeau]

We like to watch you get the shakes, but the best part is when your eyes bug out and you start gibbering about rabid fanged frogs crawling up your legs.

Classic.

 

[JenJen]

Not me, I am hooked on the extra longs myself...

 

[wisteelersfan]

Ooooooo if i get the shakes can I tape juice bottles to my hands since I don't have a massager? Gribeau I thought you were kidding about trying that. LOL But seriously, who took them? I'm going to be devastated if the new ones come in and they're longer.

 

[Garblesnarf]

I picked up a white shorty. It wasn't what I'd consider a 'short shorty', but it does the trick well enough.

 

[fwm]

Now, now - I only got one teeny, tiny little black shorty........you see, I only had one, a pink one, that I really, really like, and I needed just one more to go with it!

 

[wisteelersfan]

Garblesnarf, white and black auto shorties are the shortest of the shorties. I'll let you have the white ones for now. But if the black ones come in again and they're longer, you can't have them anymore. I don't share well. LOL

 

[Sherrick]

As soon as this thread showed up on the listing and I saw who started it, I said to myself..."I wonder what's going on with batteries today..."

 

[wisteelersfan]

If it's got anything to do with my beloved auto shorties, you can bet I'll chime in eventually. LOL The problem is there is NOTHING going on with batteries today. There are no more. I'm going to go hide in the corner and cry uncontrollably.

 

[Belletrist]

yeah, we need a battery restock. i sooo need to buy batts but everytime i decide to try a diff color/size combo after finding out what i want is out of stock... it's out of stock, lol.

 

[Gribeau]

Ooooooo if i get the shakes can I tape juice bottles to my hands since I don't have a massager? Gribeau I thought you were kidding about trying that. LOL

Oh, ye of little faith, what could possibly prevent me from attempting to help my brothers and sisters who are in such dire need? Didst thou not know that mine holy wor ::COUGH*HACK*CHOKE::

Gah! Enough of that, some vengeful entity is gonna killify me to death if I keep going. It's a hazard of being evil, can't keep up that holy schtick for long.

Of course I tried it, I did say that I would and I've got a thing about keeping my word. Being evil does not automatically mean that I'm untrustworthy.
Besides, I'm just evil in an interesting way.

 

[wisteelersfan]

But how did you put up with all the buzzing for that long?

 

[scoobydoonut]

although I love shorties you know im into the pink with pink leds soooo it wasnt meeee

 

[Gribeau]

But how did you put up with all the buzzing for that long?

Didn't hear a thing. I'm not stoopid, I put it in the bedroom to run while we were in the office at the other side of the house.

 

[jdvorr]

I bought 26 and gave them to friends and family as starters.

 

[ImYourSalt]

I got one! I'll be sure to post pictures so you can see what you're missing
bwa ha haa haaa!

 

[Mary Kay]

Salt..that's just mean!
Wasn't me Marty, I like my extra long manuals. Jen..keep your cotton pickin' hands to yourself!

 

[wisteelersfan]

26 jdvorr?!?!?! no wonder they're all gone. I've convinced myself over a long sleepless night the dozen of them I have here aren't enough.(ok so 4 are out on loan as starter kits to my boss and his gf). What am I going to do? Oh I don't know if I can handle alllll this stress.

 

[Garblesnarf]

Garblesnarf, white and black auto shorties are the shortest of the shorties.

I must say,

I really am enjoying my shorty. With a classic caramel mocha frap on the end it looks identical to an analog. I can also puff without having to take it to and from my face.

I'll always carry my XLs when going out because the battery life is more convenient, but for around the house this is the winner.