Why have my farts...

[warbdan]

Honestly when I smoked I always had bad gas...I blame the chemicals.

And when I say bad I mean like if I were to have tinsel hanging on my bum around the time I farted you would have seen aggresive silver waiving as if it were watcging a son go to boot camp

Now that I've been vaping things have settled but I think nic has had its part on my farts..because now I can make NY dog give me weird looks

second place is dead last

I love this analogy. Too funny!

By the way, I still reek. Will it ever end? My dog won't even snuggle with me anymore I wake up alone every morning and my wife is on the couch. When I ask her why she didn't come to bed she squints one eye and says, "I did, but you were making me sick." LOL!

 

[Steeldragon]

It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Think I will hold off going to a vapefest though. I would be wondering if the fog was just from vaping. I thought I was bad, my wife refuses to live anywhere unless it has 2 bathrooms, One for just lil old me. We are both Nascar fans and got a hold of a yellow caution flag and when I go in for some serious business she requires the caution flag to be posted. Don't know why because I never shut the door. If vaping causes gas to be worse I going to have fun there are some people at work that need a serious crop dusting, Looking foward to it.

 

[Sewknitty]

I think either 100% VG makes me...um, special or maybe the oils in some juices. Cinnamon, clove, chocolate, caramel...I can't vape 'em if I'm going to be around people. It's like a burnt chemical on top of a poisonous gas kinda smell. Pungent! I'm not trying to be funny to get in on the thread, I promise you. I'm worried about an upcoming biz trip where I'll be around people all day, as in ALL DAY and into the evening for dinner. All I could think to do was order a bunch of juices that haven't caused me specialness before and hope for the best. Won't be able to vape that much anyway...wonder if it's vaping on an empty stomach that does it?

Maybe I'll get lucky and come down with the plague or something and won't have to go.

Yours truly,
Stinko

 

[VanderVape]

I think the clearer juices don't cause as much issues, bit we are all different. If I vape dark colors I seem to end up being a tuba making noise every five mins. Lol

 

[Sewknitty]

I think the clearer juices don't cause as much issues, bit we are all different. If I vape dark colors I seem to end up being a tuba making noise every five mins. Lol

At least yours come with a warning sound. Mine are silent assassins!

I agree about the dark liquids - bad for attys and the environment.

 

[VanderVape]

At least yours come with a warning sound. Mine are silent assassins!

I agree about the dark liquids - bad for attys and the environment.

Oh no! LMAO those are the worse ones to have!

I do love the dark liquid ones, but I have been vaping green tea and haven't had a recent blow out. Yesterday I was on RY4 and oh my lord I thought my partner was going to run for the hills!!

 

[Sewknitty]

Vander,too funny! No more RY4 for you in mixed company! is that green tea sweetened? Putting it on the 'approved for company & work' list right this minute!

Why don't more vapers talk more about vaping's inevitable accompaniment? In one forum they have it under the 'new to vaping' section but it's been awhile and I'm still...um...you know! Juice reviewers should include a toot rating...something like, This juice is as the name suggests...vapor production is outstanding...flavor is spot on...medium throat hit and I'd put the toot likelihood at 80% because I was one farting fool when I vaped it yesterday!

 

[VanderVape]

Vander,too funny! No more RY4 for you in mixed company! is that green tea sweetened? Putting it on the 'approved for company & work' list right this minute!

Why don't more vapers talk more about vaping's inevitable accompaniment? In one forum they have it under the 'new to vaping' section but it's been awhile and I'm still...um...you know! Juice reviewers should include a toot rating...something like, This juice is as the name suggests...vapor production is outstanding...flavor is spot on...medium throat hit and I'd put the toot likelihood at 80% because I was one farting fool when I vaped it yesterday!

LMAO! Yeah, but I love RY4.
I do agree that they need a toot rating! Too funny!

 

[Bovinia]

Sew that is too funny about the toot rating!! May I suggest that you buy yourself a supply of Gas-X for your upcoming business trip? It can't hurt, and might help! I haven't bothered worrying about it because I just love annoying my hubby

Vander, I must be different because my main vape is an organic caramel cream (DIY) and is very light in color...not the dark colored caramels most juices have. Toot rating is 9/10!

 

[VanderVape]

The green tea tastes just like green tea. It isn't sweet, but just like the stuff I drink.

I will agree though and give the ry4 a toot rating of 9/10

 

[afrazier5]

Haha I remember watching some videos before switching over and the guy mentioned the same thing. For me though, I had my own horn section before switching so I don't notice anything different yet (other than I can actually smell them now)! I don't think the juice will matter for me...all I have to breath and I tune up the trumpets!

 

[VanderVape]

Hell im naturally gassy, but with this stuff more than usual. Lol I kinda like though I can blame it on the juice though.

 

[Uma]

I rate the un-pop-ables a 10. Especially when the series of smaller bubbles get trapped behind the air balloon and they can't escape. No matter how hard you smash your backside against the dining room chair they won't burst! No matter how far you arch your back they can't escape through the jeans. The only thing bursting is the laughter from the family because they've had a balloon fart now and then in their lives and recognize the sound of the little bubbles.... but are still amazed to this day over the sound of that air balloon bubble... and how long it took for it to finally "Pop". (over 5 minutes!).

 

[VanderVape]

Oh lord when I usually want to hide my head is when the whistle toots happen. That BWEEEEP!! sound that comes from back there is so embarrassing. Not only is anyone that is in the room gawking at you for your hiney making that type of sound, but they are also laughing, then gagging if there is any type of smell to it. It makes me want to run to the greatest place I can hide, but already to late.
So I am sure as some of you are reading this you are asking yourselves "so why don't you go to the bathroom to do that??" I will tell you the same thing I have told my partner... "If I did so I would have to live in there as much gas that I usually have, or when I am able to set up everything I need in the bathroom to be able to live in there then I will."

 

[mdocod]

I think perhaps the funniest part about this thread, is that everyone is trying to link vaping, vape flavors and brands, etc, to farting. Not a single mention of food and beverage.

I'm trying to figure out how a vapor inhaled into the lungs, and then exhaled, could have more of an effect on gas production than the food breaking down in the digestive tract.

Is it possible, that since vaping, y'all are eating more foods with "strong" flavors because you can finally taste them? Maybe a little more Chinese and Mexican in the diet lately?

 

[VanderVape]

LOL. Well I was gassy before with the foods I ate. Just more so now because of the vape.

Yes, I have been eating more chinese and mexican. Had Chili last night, but um... Still

 

[Bovinia]

Mdocod, I'm not really eating any differently that I was before I started vaping, but I don't completely blame vaping either It could be my inhale technique is causing me to swallow more air, who knows. I just love the humor here, and the people who aren't ashamed to admit that we all fart

 

[Sewknitty]

Wow! So two tooty possibilities! Perhaps I'm swallowing air...or maybe I can finally smell again...and neither is as giggle worthy as VAPING LEADS TO FARTING.

 

[VanderVape]

Oh I totally love this thread to pieces. I love that we can talk about such a "silly" thing.
And yeah I am wondering if its not that we all aren't taking in a bit more air when we vape.

 

[mano932]

LOL too funny