Sorry, I cant resist, I read this whole
thread from 1st post to last in one sitting (in my recliner, not toilet)
Too dang funny.
"Pardon me for being rude, it was not me, it was my food; it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below."
I'm sure some of you will know where the above quote is from... Lets just say Alotta had very little to say about it, course she was upset he broke wind before her.