Why have my farts...

[Dredbull]

Wasn't it George Carlin who said something like "Did you ever notice that your own farts smell ok?"

Um dunno about Carlin but I KNOW mine do not, they peel paint, make maggots gag and people check their shoes for hidden doggie bombs when I let loose.

NOW if you want to howl laughing there is a fart in a bottle called liquid ... that has some prank videos on it. I have smelled this stuff and they have captured my gas warfare almost to a perfect combo. Mine just smell hotter.

 

[SEB]

Ok here is my dumb ... theory...

When you start vaping, the PG or VG will dehydrate you, making your digestive tracks work slowly or not work at all for a moment (constipation) this constipation will make you excrement ferment for a while making your gas and your excrement incredibly stinky.

Sorry for the gross theory, but I think that's what happened to me a few weeks ago when I started vaping!

Drink alot of water it will go away soon....mine did! I still fart a lot (like I did before ) but not as stinky as a few weeks ago!!!

 

[cassavetes]

Could you please move this thread to the Fun With Farts section of the forum.

 

[jj2]

Could you please move this thread to the Fun With Farts section of the forum.

Now there's an area I wouldn't want to hang around in.8-o

 

[Dredbull]

Hey just face it when your cat tries to bury you in your own covers you are stinky.

 

[Bellasin]

I thought it was just me but yes I have the same weird new digestive symptoms going on too. Ive been vaping almost 2 months. I hope this goes away but if anything its been worse. Ive never ever had gas smell so horrible and linger in a room I leave for forever. Relieved I am not alone. Is there a 12 step program or support group for vaping death bomb farters???

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

Not only am i saving money with vaping I am also saving on commuting to work every day

8-o

 

[TWISTED VICTOR]

I drop air bombs and walk away, end result is I drag it but some times I can get it to hang for an unreal amount of time.

Art in motion.

 

[Dredbull]

LONG LIVE the .... tuba brigade!!

 

[Soon to be E]

Hahahaha! OMG, I never fart but lately if I vape straight out of the bottle without any VG my farting will get worse and even diahrea will appear... Maybe it´s too much nicotin...

 

[chrisl317]

I learned to fart from my grandfather and my mother.

I drop air bombs and walk away, end result is I drag it but some times I can get it to hang for an unreal amount of time.

I still have to stay fairly close to the mom unit in the store, nothing beats her carrying on a conversation with a total stranger thinking it was me. She suddenly bent over to get something she dropped and let out this LOUD thunderous sonic boom with a gurgle follow through almost right in this poor slobs face. Bad thing is she did not miss a beat and was rattling on to the poor SOB who just got crop dusted.

I heard it 25' away and started roaring laughing, was her only tip off and she swung around, spied the poor dusting victim and the smell hit. MY GOD!! IT HIT ME 25' away and felt like my nose was on fire.

To this day she will not go in that store nor forgive me for cackling like a mad ........

That got me a good laugh! Way to go Mom!

 

[mbolack]

Yeah. I have a doxy who always sleeps under the covers. But once in a great while, when I am emitting, I'll look down and there's a little doggy nose sticking out breathing the fresh air, and I know I crossed the line!

 

[chrisl317]

This has got to be the best thread in the forum I've read in a long time. It's been awhile since I had sooo many good belly laughs!!

 

[chrisl317]

Yeah. I have a doxy who always sleeps under the covers. But once in a great while, when I am emitting, I'll look down and there's a little doggy nose sticking out breathing the fresh air, and I know I crossed the line!

an animal that would gladly sniff another dog's .... given the chance is gasping for air because of one of your farts!8-o

 

[flavapor]

I need one of those ... gas blaster attachments for my bike too

 

[beckah54]

Something smells in this thread! I love fart humor.

 

[BigJimW]

Did any of you brainiacs think for a moment that maybe your nose is clearing up after quitting analogs and you can finally smell your own farts now? Lets hope so, because the REST of us have.

I find that eating raw onions and enjoying copious amounts of beer tend to bring out the "Oh GOD I MUST HAVE INTESTINE CANCER" smelling farts. Add beans to the mix and you have an award winner.

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

I need one of those ... gas blaster attachments for my bike too

I got mine on EBAY

 

[chrisl317]

Did any of you brainiacs think for a moment that maybe your nose is clearing up after quitting analogs and you can finally smell your own farts now? Lets hope so, because the REST of us have.

I find that eating raw onions and enjoying copious amounts of beer tend to bring out the "Oh GOD I MUST HAVE INTESTINE CANCER" smelling farts. Add beans to the mix and you have an award winner.

Second page of the thread, my first post, I think that I pointed out that possibility. Now open mouth and insert foot. We're just having some fun with farts, no need to get insulting.

 

[ski]

There was a long thread about this a while ago: http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/health-safety-e-smoking/3587-help-gas-constipated-gas.html