Why have my farts...

[warbdan]

Pew! I've been especially ripe today. I don't think it's the vaping. I think I just reek, lol. It's been over a year, so it CAN'T be the vaping. Today, my boss and a coworker were in our office talking. Now, my coworker has known me long enough to know that when I raise one leg a little bit, it's time to run. Well, after he bolted out of the office, I ran out and held the door closed, forcing our poor boss to learn the painful lesson. He won't soon forget

 

[Bovinia]

War you are a sick, demented man!! I think I love you

My hubby has learned to stay in his man cave.

 

[EricB]

It's probably all the gas created from the crap you ate over thanksgiving stuck in your intestines making its way out of you. It could also be something serious, go see a proctologist & get a colonoscopy. They will have you in and out the same day. One more thing, you'll need someone to drive you.

 

[cathysull]

Has anyone tried adding Beano to their liquid?

 

[aziffel]

Even though this thread is already 1 yr old,It is the funniest thing I have read in a loong
time.I have'nt noticed an increase in noxious fumes or olfactory quality,But to quote
Buford(review on vaprlife) This thread is"fan-dam-tastic"- I got tears running down my face,
my belly hurts from laughing and I really need to let 1 rip.AHH-That's better!Wow,smells like boiled eggs in here!I think vapin' also makes pee smell stronger.also bump-so others can have a big laugh for the holidays!

 

[Bovinia]

Has anyone tried adding Beano to their liquid?

Aww Cathysull, that would just take the fun out of it!

Merry Christmas all! Don't stand too close to the fireplace

 

[hairball]

I'm dreading the thought of cranberries/stuffing/gravy/SWEET POTATOES. I'll need a gas mask the day after Christmas....anyone have one they can lone me?

Although it will be revenge time for me...LOL....my hubby is in for it. I love sweet potatoes but they don't love me. I CAN'T wait until bedtime.....covers over the head ring a bell?

 

[VanderVape]

I'm dreading the thought of cranberries/stuffing/gravy/SWEET POTATOES. I'll need a gas mask the day after Christmas....anyone have one they can lone me?

Although it will be revenge time for me...LOL....my hubby is in for it. I love sweet potatoes but they don't love me. I CAN'T wait until bedtime.....covers over the head ring a bell?

I love it and its been years since I have done that to anyone. lol

Love this thread as my partner and I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time!!

 

[Bovinia]

I'm dreading the thought of cranberries/stuffing/gravy/SWEET POTATOES. I'll need a gas mask the day after Christmas....anyone have one they can lone me?

Although it will be revenge time for me...LOL....my hubby is in for it. I love sweet potatoes but they don't love me. I CAN'T wait until bedtime.....covers over the head ring a bell?

It's hilarious that there are so many of us gals in here...proud to poot! My poor hubby thinks it's a mating call

 

[aziffel]

---------- I love sweet potatoes but they don't love me. I CAN'T wait until bedtime.....covers over the head ring a bell?[/QUOTE]


Can you say"dutch oven"?-I knew ya could!!
8-o

 

[Dawn L.]

Hehe, this thread is cracking me up! My husband is the best farter I've ever encountered. In fact, in high school I was dating a guy who I really liked, then one day he farted like a girl, it was a little chirpy whistle fart and I promptly quit dating him. When my dad asked me what happened to "Martin" I told him he farted like a girl and my dad laughed. Anyway, many years later I met my husband, wow, he really farts like a man. Sometimes I don't even need to smell it, I hear it and immediately start gagging, its like a reflex now. One time he was called out to service a fire sprinkler in a huge church, the brains of this fire sprinkler was housed near the HVAC unit. He farted and it somehow got into the AC, spreading like wildfire thru this huge church and people literally started leaving as if there were a fire! He cleared the whole church out within minutes. Some people who work with him have since gone back to service the sprinker system and claim there is still slight hint of fart in the air of that church and I tend to believe them!!

 

[warbdan]

Wow, that's too funny. Your husband is my idol.

 

[classwife]

OMG !!! These tales just keep getting better and better !!!!

Mating call !!!


(my sides are killing me from laughing !)

 

[santo19586]

The Rock(Wrestler) said "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN"

 

[santo19586]

He must have been using Ecigs

 

[santo19586]

ive been vapin for 5 mths and still fartin

 

[Turco Chips]

Best.
Thread.
Ever.



TC

 

[warbdan]

Agreed. I'm still tootin' the .... trumpet like crazy!

 

[Bovinia]

Agreed. I'm still tootin' the .... trumpet like crazy!

So that was the motivation for your Toilet Paper Holder mod?! Awesome sauce!

 

[James Wall]

So awhile back my wife wakes me up from a deep sleep, just screaming and smackin' me on the arms. Apparently she had rolled over to face me in her sleep and I'd left a little present trapped between us so when she moved the covers...WHAMMO!

Don't you just love the farts where as you're walkin' every time you step you release a little poot?