Why have my farts...
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I love Tim Hawkins hehe! I couldn't resist posting this one while I was watching some of his other comedy vids 
Reminds me of a joke:
An old man goes to the doctor complaining of problems with flatulation. He enters the doctors office and says:
Hello doctor, I have a problem; I keep farting but they don't smell, and they are very silent. The doctor examines the old man and comes up with a solution. The doctor says hmm I see.. Ill give you some medication and this should fix the problem
Weeks later the old man returns to the doctors office and says doctor, doctor.. the pills you gave me made my farts very loud, but they still dont smell.
The doctor shakes his head and says, well now that we got your hearing taken care of lets worry about you sense of smell.
An old man goes to the doctor complaining of problems with flatulation. He enters the doctors office and says:
Hello doctor, I have a problem; I keep farting but they don't smell, and they are very silent. The doctor examines the old man and comes up with a solution. The doctor says hmm I see.. Ill give you some medication and this should fix the problem
Weeks later the old man returns to the doctors office and says doctor, doctor.. the pills you gave me made my farts very loud, but they still dont smell.
The doctor shakes his head and says, well now that we got your hearing taken care of lets worry about you sense of smell.
I DID IT ,,,, I admit it ,,,,,, and guess what, IT STANKSSSSSSSS real bad and has been for about 6 months!
IM beginning to enjoy it tho! lmao (cant say the same for me pups and old lady tho. Course hers is almost as bad as mine
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That video rite thar is FUNNNNNN EEEEEEEE!
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IM beginning to enjoy it tho! lmao (cant say the same for me pups and old lady tho. Course hers is almost as bad as mine
HAHHA HA AH HEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOT wwwwwwwwwwwwwot!
That video rite thar is FUNNNNNN EEEEEEEE!
VVVVVVVVVVVVV
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She said they also have a forum, but I haven't looked for it yet. I imagine it will be side splitting though. The testimonials alone had me crying.
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She said they also have a forum, but I haven't looked for it yet. I imagine it will be side splitting though. The testimonials alone had me crying.
I don't know but my husbands farts smell rancid. Uewwe, he farted in the car yesterday and didn't give me a warning. My farts don't stink, they rarely have a scent. I owe that to the foods I eat, no starches.
lmao..... Now why in the world would you wanna tell a lie like that?
woooot woooooooooooot
That or she toots like the rest of us and leaves. Lol that's why she doesn't smell them.
I made a new DIY recipe last night that I'm quite proud of...Rose and Marshmallow flavor. Now you can guess what mine smells like 
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