Why I will order a Buzz Pro

[webgeek]

Just thought I'd share a little.

I will be ordering a Buzz Pro solely for the master shut off. Last night, I put my Infinity in my back pocket so I could deal with whatever mess my daughter was making. I don't usually carry it in my pocket, but I was standing, and I intended to take it out when I sat down.

I extricated the little twerp (I say this with affection) from what she was into, then, without thinking, sat down. After a couple of minutes, I felt an odd burning sensation on my .... I reached back, beginning to panic as the hot sensation quickly turned painful and removed my Infinity from my back pocket. The cartomizer was so hot it was smoking.

So, I will be getting the Buzz Pro with the master shut off so I don't, literally, light my ... on fire.

 

[5cardstud]

This wasn't you was it?

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funny-pics-070908/hillbilly-...-rocket.gif

 

[BuzzKill]

LOL that happens ! we kept the button as low as possible to prevent this but ???

 

[webgeek]

5card: No, but it could have been last night. It hurt! I had to check my shorts later for scorch marks.

Buzz: I'm an idiot Nothing wrong with the design, just my cranial-rectal inversion. You can't control for stupid.

Edit: Hmm, didn't know that synonym for idiot was censored.

 

[BuzzKill]

5card: No, but it could have been last night. It hurt! I had to check my shorts later for scorch marks.

Buzz: I'm an idiot Nothing wrong with the design, just my cranial-rectal inversion. You can't control for stupid.

Edit: Hmm, didn't know that synonym for idiot was censored.

No problem Web ! ya we are testing banned words lately around here ,.

 

[Poppa D]

I swear 5card you must know every inch of the internet! Where do you fid the time?

 

[Bovinia]

Hahaaa!! Wharf is no longer the only one with the ∞ brand on his ...!! Too funny Web

 

[5cardstud]

5card: No, but it could have been last night. It hurt! I had to check my shorts later for scorch marks.

Buzz: I'm an idiot Nothing wrong with the design, just my cranial-rectal inversion. You can't control for stupid.

Edit: Hmm, didn't know that synonym for idiot was censored.

Here ia a guy with cranial-rectal inversion.

http://www.wayodd.com/noindex2/funny-pictures-head-up-your-...-Afq.jpg

 

[5cardstud]

I swear 5card you must know every inch of the internet! Where do you fid the time?

You can find anything on the internet Poppa.

 

[Wharf Rat]

Web you are officially in the "I got a ∞ branded on my ..." club.


I am President and the Charter Member !!!!!

 

[5cardstud]

Web you are officially in the "I got a ∞ branded on my ..." club.


I am President and the Charter Member !!!!!

Pictures, we want pictures.

 

[Bovinia]

Anyone who still uses the term "twerp" is ok in my book!!

 

[5cardstud]

Anyone who still uses the term "twerp" is ok in my book!!

I haven't heard that in a while.

 

[Wharf Rat]

Pictures, we want pictures.

OK, but now we get to see Bov's Tatt

 

[5cardstud]

OK, but now we get to see Bov's Tatt

DAZAAM that looks like it got hot but my lemiscate on my Infinity doesn't look like that.

 

[Wharf Rat]

It will on your Azz

 

[webgeek]

No one wants to see a picture of my ..., branded with an infinity or not. Trust me. That picture of the cranial-rectal inversion is disturbing. You certainly can find anything on the Internet. Just be ready for what you get. I've seen things that are burned into my memory like the Infinity on my left cheek.

Twerp is a great word. Conveys annoyance really well without seeming too angry, which almost perfectly encapsulates how I was feeling toward my little girl the other night... It's a good thing she's cute. Protective coloration.

 

[wrigleyvillain]

No problem Web ! ya we are testing banned words lately around here ,.

Good to know. I don't need to see a bunch of f-bombs and crass insults etc either but the filters are really purtitanical, especially for a fourm about something that people under 18 are not legally allowed to use in the first place.

 

[webgeek]

Yeah, the synonym for idiot I used starts with mo and ends with ron. Didn't figure that was all that bad, but maybe I'm just hardened to bad language.

 

[5cardstud]

Sounds like some people forgot to leave their baggage at the door.