Time to knock the pink glasses off yer nose :
Gubmint doesn't give an airborne intercourse about your health - pay taxes , pay social and health insurance , pay tobacco taxes, and puleeze , do us the favour and croak exactly one day before your first pension cheque is due. And stop vaping, bugmint didn't have that in their statistics. So if you happen to have the impertinence of extending your statisitically forecast life epxectancy by wanton acts of individual reasoning , thinking and sensible behaviour, you force us to quench this rebellious bahaviour. As we aren't on par with North Korea ( yet) , we have to be nice about it and can't just toss you in some labour camp. Time to get rid of that 'vote for ....' ritual anyway.... But as long as we have to bother with it, we have to play the mushroom game with you : keep you in the dark and feed you with horses-manure... we'd really love to switch off the internet on you, but we're just building this place in Utah, were 5000 nerds are going to hand-screen Chinese porn sites for hidden codes in all these pixels ...good thing the computer mouse needs only one hand to operate...
BP doesn't give a rodent's behind about your health either. Hale and hardy folk don't buy no medicines. Thank goodness BF is helping out with all sorts of funny additives, BA is laboring hard to make sure that no living plant dares to grow without adding to their balance sheet.
Read the small print on any food package lately ? So you get sick, and they will of course cure you...well, a little...just so that you need to buy these pills again. And again. Mammon forbid they come u with a single use cure like vaping again. All these fine side effects of all thse multi-coloured pills. Just now as we were develpoing a pill to cure the side effects of taking another pill, and the side effects of the side effects of the second pill meant to cure the side effects of ...you still with me ?... No ? You don't have to. You're vaping now...
And the side effects are most detrimental to our sttistis and to our bonus programs .... pop, there go the golden faucets for the Learjet...
You're a vaper now - and we hate you for it .... cuz to get rid of you we'd have to drop that charade... and show our true greedy faces...