OK Lucky.... that just begs the question...
What would you call her??? (besides late for dinner)
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OK Lucky.... that just begs the question...
What would you call her??? (besides late for dinner)
Wild..... normally I'm on your side with most things. And in this case, I would love to be also, however, you don't realize just how good you have it. I would absolutely LOVE to have my MIL visit 3 or 4 times a year. I could even put up with 5 or 6 times a year. But the way I see it, you've got nothing to ..... about 'cause MY FRIGGING MIL LIVES IN MY FRIGGING HOUSE!!!!!!!
You know Bite I was reading this thread and loving the he!! out of it and then I got to this post. I'm thinking, "Man, he's being a REAL JERK! We're going to have to put his .... in the dungeon! Let Spikey and Vicks have a real good time teaching him a lesson!! "
Then I got to the last part about your MIL living with you and I just about fell out of my chair ROFLMAO!!!! Now mind you, my back is still in the recovery process, so in the future, could you put a disclaimer at the beginning of any threads that have the possibility of hurting my back? Something like this:
Jo-It is now time to put the pillow behind you in the chair and take some Vicodin. Biteme is going to put you on the floor again!
Seriously, this whole thread has had me in stitches. Yesterday I just had to do some much needed housework and baby my back at the same time so it took darn near the whole day and then had to work last night. So I missed this hysterical thread!! That's it!! Made up my mind!
NO MORE STINKING HOUSEWORK!! It's just gonna look like Vick's dungeon. LOL
PS I'm all for the party. BTW, I have 9 acres we could skip and go naked thru. Will have to dodge the occasional moose or deer. Have tons of trees to swing from and a gazebo that needs a hammock if anyone has one.
I believe that poor Wildsky is stuck with her till June 13th. That is CATASTROPHIC!!!! You can just hear the frustration in Wild's voice. Well, words. Poor dear! We better get our party train packed up and running and make our way to Nebraska. If not I fear Wild might be in the slammer. But then I'm sure any jury would rule "justified" on whatever charges there were. LOL
Wild have you thought about removing said "favorite chair"? Say it's broke or something. Put a hard old kitchen chair at the comp desk. Just a thought.
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Seriously! It's a nice pic Di! nice to put a face with the name!!! and you are smiling!!!!
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I believe that poor Wildsky is stuck with her till June 13th. That is CATASTROPHIC!!!! You can just hear the frustration in Wild's voice. Well, words. Poor dear! We better get our party train packed up and running and make our way to Nebraska. If not I fear Wild might be in the slammer. But then I'm sure any jury would rule "justified" on whatever charges there were. LOL
Wild have you thought about removing said "favorite chair"? Say it's broke or something. Put a hard old kitchen chair at the comp desk. Just a thought.
i think they have laws to protect against people like me in Nebraska! lol.. hope your back is feeling better Jo!
You know Bite I was reading this thread and loving the he!! out of it and then I got to this post. I'm thinking, "Man, he's being a REAL JERK! We're going to have to put his .... in the dungeon! Let Spikey and Vicks have a real good time teaching him a lesson!! "
Then I got to the last part about your MIL living with you and I just about fell out of my chair ROFLMAO!!!! Now mind you, my back is still in the recovery process, so in the future, could you put a disclaimer at the beginning of any threads that have the possibility of hurting my back? Something like this:
Jo-It is now time to put the pillow behind you in the chair and take some Vicodin. Biteme is going to put you on the floor again!
Seriously, this whole thread has had me in stitches. Yesterday I just had to do some much needed housework and baby my back at the same time so it took darn near the whole day and then had to work last night. So I missed this hysterical thread!! That's it!! Made up my mind!
NO MORE STINKING HOUSEWORK!! It's just gonna look like Vick's dungeon. LOL
PS I'm all for the party. BTW, I have 9 acres we could skip and go naked thru. Will have to dodge the occasional moose or deer. Have tons of trees to swing from and a gazebo that needs a hammock if anyone has one.
Geez!!! I sure am sorry about your back!!! It wasn't my intent to cause pain.... I leave that to the "Professionals"!! (OK Vicks.... this is where you grab Spikey and make a grand entrance!!!)
As far as the party goes, I think I heard a little birdie telling me that our plans were gonna change. I need to talk to Vicks about it, but I think we may have something even better on the horizon. (Hello???? Vicks!!!.... It's grand entrance time!!! Where are you?)
BTW... You DID say "skip and go naked" right? Ummm..... I uh... just wanted to clarify.... Which part of that comes first???
(Geez!!!! Vicks!!!!! Where are you??? It's grand entrance time!!!!!
Typical witch!!!! Never gonna be on time for her own bath........ er.....a.....funeral.....yeah.....that's the ticket!!! funeral!!!)
Sorry, bite..... I had a hot date with a very young man (he's cute as a button, blonde, brown hair, and 9 )
My SON (I knew what you were thinking!!!!) and I were playing Showlin Showdown (actually, he was playing, I was just mashing buttons)
Now, about housework - never touch the stuff....
Party? Where! I'm there!!!
)My SON (I knew what you were thinking!!!!) and I were playing Showlin Showdown (actually, he was playing, I was just mashing buttons
)Now, about housework - never touch the stuff....
Party? Where! I'm there!!!
Sorry, bite..... I had a hot date with a very young man (he's cute as a button, blonde, brown hair, and 9
My SON (I knew what you were thinking!!!!) and I were playing Showlin Showdown (actually, he was playing, I was just mashing buttons
Now, about housework - never touch the stuff....
Party? Where! I'm there!!!
You might want to read Wiz's edict in "general discussion" I think it is. You and I are gonna be in charge of the city for a few days while Wiz is visiting his sister. (after her operation..............not good!)
But the "up" side is that it's gonna be party time I think!!!
You might want to read Wiz's edict in "general discussion" I think it is. You and I are gonna be in charge of the city for a few days while Wiz is visiting his sister. (after her operation..............not good!)
But the "up" side is that it's gonna be party time I think!!!
I still can't believe he left US in charge.....what threads will we defile while the Wiz is away?
Will Emerald EVER survive US???
I still can't believe he left US in charge.....what threads will we defile while the Wiz is away?
Will Emerald EVER survive US???
I don't think we need to worry about defiling any threads!! I've no doubt that they will get all the defiling they want without our help!!!!
What I'm worried about is how are we gonna manage to clean up once the party is over, and Wiz is on his way back!!!
I'm not sure that the city is ready for us without the Wiz to chapparone!!!
I don't think we need to worry about defiling any threads!! I've no doubt that they will get all the defiling they want without our help!!!!
What I'm worried about is how are we gonna manage to clean up once the party is over, and Wiz is on his way back!!!
I'm not sure that the city is ready for us without the Wiz to chapparone!!!
Sooo, he'll come back, read a bunch - laugh his silly self off his chair, and then gently yell at us for having fun.....
You're right...life is a real beach.
Emerald is doomed! ...nothing can survive you my friendI still can't believe he left US in charge.....what threads will we defile while the Wiz is away?
Will Emerald EVER survive US???
... What this place needs is a responsible and respected figure to under take the day too day governing and discipline too get things done in an orderly and highly! reasonable fashion ...I would be such a man, i have a track record for detailed organization skills & matured and tempered responsibility that is second to none ::Giggles:: now! please excuse me while i go swing from the rafters with my hairy aped friends on Vicks lost flying Monkey thread in EC
~Rick
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Thank you for asking, Malice. It's slowly getting better. Not on the meds at the moment.
As far as the laws and people like you. Maybe in Nebraska, but you'd be homefree up here in IDAHO! It's like the wild west up here. He!! you can walk around with a gun and holster hanging off you hip. No questions asked. What's more, no strange looks. Except for us transplants. LOL
Geez!!! I sure am sorry about your back!!! It wasn't my intent to cause pain.... I leave that to the "Professionals"!! (OK Vicks.... this is where you grab Spikey and make a grand entrance!!!)
Well it wasn't entirely your fault. I believe it was a group org . . . er, effort. LOL
As far as the party goes, I think I heard a little birdie telling me that our plans were gonna change. I need to talk to Vicks about it, but I think we may have something even better on the horizon. (Hello???? Vicks!!!.... It's grand entrance time!!! Where are you?)
Well I hope someone gives me advance notice so I can get to cooking up some delightfully naughty, I mean delicious party food.
BTW... You DID say "skip and go naked" right? Ummm..... I uh... just wanted to clarify.... Which part of that comes first???
Well now Bite, that's entirely up to the naked, skipping individuals. No rules, remember? LOL
(Geez!!!! Vicks!!!!! Where are you??? It's grand entrance time!!!!!
Typical witch!!!! Never gonna be on time for her own bath........ er.....a.....funeral.....yeah.....that's the ticket!!! funeral!!!)
Taunting the Wicked One could be hazardous to your health. But delightuflly entertaining to the rest of us. LOL
I was stuck in the "classroom" with Spikey all night long - learning from the Master....
Are you inviting me to join you in a nice, hot, steaming bathing room, Bite? Ohhhh, but that's tempting....
but, unfortunately, it will have to wait... the hot tub room in the dungeon isn't quite finished, yet....
Rick, when did you get infected by EmilyPostitis? Tell me, is it spreading - that rash can be QUITE nasty!
now! please excuse me while i go swing from the rafters with my hairy aped friends on Vicks lost flying Monkey thread in EC
Ah - now THAT'S a visual I can get behind!
Thanks! I missed you!Kendra!!!! How good to see you here again!!!
A little birdie tells me that you've become quite the wiz at limericks!!!
Yes.... there was a little (VERY little) EC pun in there!!! tee-hee!
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