Worse Than Shoes

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kiwivap

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Hi Grimwald,

Some-one has to tell you... There is a process:

1. buy new vape kit.
2. Check outfits.
3. buy vape batts and bling to match outfits.
4. Discover new colors.
5. buy new colors.
6. Buy new outfits to match new colors.
7. Buy new shoes to match new outfits and new vape colors.
8. Discover new colors and bling for sale.
9. Repeat steps 4- 8.
 
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Grimwald

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Hi Grimwald,

Some-one has to tell you... There is a process:

1. Buy new vape kit.
2. Check outfits.
3. Buy vape batts and bling to match outfits.
4. Discover new colors.
5. Buy new colors.
6. Buy new outfits to match new colors.
7. Buy new shoes to match new outfits and new vape colors.
8. Discover new colors and bling for sale.
9. Repeat steps 4- 8.

After 37 years of marriage and 3 daughters, these steps seem just about right to me. Seems girls are the same the world over kiwi.
 

lilac7779

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I've had my Volt for 1 week...smoke free for 5 days (was a 3 ppd guy). My wife of 37 years just got her kit 2 days ago (after seeing my success)...and I got us each a variety pack so we could settle on our favorite flavors. Now it's time for my next order and I figure we need to add a couple of batteries each month so that we have some spares. My wife has a black and a red now. So I ask "what color battery do you want." Now with her starter kit order it was "I don't care." Obviously she cares NOW. Her answer this time was "do they have gray? That would go with my gray outfit." OMG...we are now accessorizing...this is out of my league. "No dear there is only chrome." "Well, what colors do they have?" OK, I'm a guy. I have no idea what the difference is between raspberry and purple...between blue a sky blue...gold and copper. I am also totally confused by teal, mauve and taupe, but that's another story. So I just handed her the computer...and she started selecting..."Blue will go with that outfit...I could use a purple...and a..." This is going to be way more expensive than I thought. Oh well, at least it's just $15 batteries and not Gucci and Ferragamo.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Is there any chance you and my Hubster were separated at birth?
 

awsum140

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Now I know how lucky I truly am. My wife and I both have the same genetic disorder, a complete lack of the shopping gene! Neither of us likes to go to the mall, or buy shoes, or buy clothes, or buy accessories. We're both happy in jeans and t-shirts or shorts and t-shirts, both with sneakers. When I bought her kit I asked her what color batteries she wanted....black is OK, it'll match the cartridges. A few weeks later I bought her another spare battery, again, what color....black, it matches the cartridges. I feel for you Grimwald! Although lately she's been looking at the violet/pink ones, so maybe it's in my future too.
 

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Pssst Rave, maybe they havn't seen your extraordinary extensive collection as yet hint hint I feel the need to post it here but dunno how lol :?:

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Feel better now Grimwald? :laugh:
 

kia2

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And Grimwald thought he might get some support here? :laugh:

I got a new P-Touch label maker too, but only the hand held one. It doesn't have the nicer fonts and graphics, but hey - Staples had it for $10 instead of its normal $35 price. That and the half price P-Touch Direct label cartridges and I'm happy. Had to have gold on black, though. See, Rave, you are quite the influence. :D
 

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Feel better now Grimwald? :laugh:

Jeeze and I thought I had it bad, have you considered seeking professional help? :shock:. Thanks for sharing and also for making me feel better about my affliction for continuing to buy stuff I don't really need but it's looks cool so I order it anyway. I got some serious catching up to do to be at your level, If I had that much hardware at the ready I would Vape myself into a coma. Rave, you are my hero!
 

awsum140

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Hey Rave, Ms. G and I are old Hoosiers...well Boilermakers to be exact...maybe it's an Indiana thing...and BTW, Ms. G bought a new purple sweater today to match the purple battery that we just ordered...now we are accessorizing the accessories.

I'm afraid all is lost for you Grimwald. Next will be the handbags, gloves, scarves and who knows what else. Then the makeup as well. How did we end up with such a complicated life?
 
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