Worst date ever - PIF MOD contest

[loxmythe]

Ok fellow PIF'ers the PIF mods have decided it's time for another contest

The grand prize is a micro copper mod and 2 Jumbo 3ml 510 cartos donated by the wonderful wongster360 along with 2 - 16340 batteries, and some juice - donated by the fabulous BiancaMontgomery


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So you're all wondering - how do I win?

Well as some of you know my lovely fiance Beebobnjazz and I met here in the ECF vaping singles forum last year - in my thread "worst date movie ever" (Boxing Helena BTW )
Feel free to check out the ECF vaping singles - who know's maybe you'll be lucky in love if not a contest winner
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So here's the contest:
Tell us (keep it clean please) your WORST DATE ever.


Here's the rules:
Only 1 post per person allowed. More than 1 post per member will disqualify you for the contest. This includes random comments and chat (see my avatar )
Winner will be chosen by random number generator.

A second prize of a complete 510 kit donated by Jazz and I will be awarded to the post with the most "likes"
However if Jazz and I see anyone soliciting "likes" you will be disqualified.​

Contest ends 9-18-11

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Obviously this post won't count as an entry and don't reply to it for mercy's sake or Lox will get us all!

just wanted to thank Pchela for one of the 16340 batteries, I couldn't actually use it after she sent it to me, so technically she donated one of the batts for this contest.

About the mod...this mod fires a bit differently than most. You have to pull down the atty/carto to fire it, that's what makes the jumbo cartos such a good fit for it. This video isn't this exact version of the Copper mod, but the first 3 minutes will show you how to fire it a couple of different ways:

oK, that's all from me. Good luck everyone!!!

 

[Bardolf Blaze]

OK I'll get this started. I know I have the worst date every story.
I had a friend that I knew for about 2 months at the time come up to me one day and say, "My girlfriend wants to set you up with her best friend." I had just met his new girlfriend the weekend before and she was nice enough so how bad could her friend be?
Mistake #1 Blind date.
Mistake #2 People that barely knew me setting me up.
Mistake #3 Not asking anything about this friend.
Long story short. I show up at the restaurant for the date, and across from my friend and his lady sits my ex-girlfriend from about a year prior(very nasty breakup).
It was a very long evening...

 

[BryanL]

I'm not sure if this is going to fit into the PG category Lox is looking for so if it does not, or if it offends anyone, please remove it and disqualify me...

I was 14 years old, going on one of those teen dates where everyone you know has to attend. My "girlfriend" of a few weeks, a group of ten friends and I went to a movie. While in the movie things got pretty hot and heavy (for teens). There was lots of touching and kissing and rubbing, probably the best night of my life up to that point. Second base plus some is a dream for every young boy.
We left the movies as a group and as we were waiting for our parents to pick us up, a friend pointed at me and said "what the heck is that?" The whole group burst out in laughter and as I looked down I noticed a very large wet spot on the front of my khakis.
Premature ejaculation ruined my entire freshman year of High School. I was ridiculed for what seemed like months every day in school. Talk about a bad date. Over 15 years later and I still think about it when I drive past that theatre, makes me LMAO now though...
I fully expect everyone to come over to the "Last person to post... wins" thread and have a laugh at my expense, I'll be waiting

 

[snarkypaws]

Once when I was still stupid I went out on a date with this guy. About the time we got too far from my house for me to walk home I realized that I really wanted to be home. He took me to see Raiders Of The Lost Ark at the Fox Theater in Atlanta. Yes, it's a marvelous idea to take an ophidiophobe to see a movie with snakes on a very large screen. He found it quite amusing. I soon developed a migraine from hell but he refused to take me home, and insisted on going to a bar after the movie. Just as I was approaching the projectile vomiting stage (which he deserved) of my migraine, my big sister walked in the door with her date. I swear I saw a golden halo above her head and have never in my life been so happy to see anyone. She took one look at my face and asked me to accompany her to the ladies room. We climbed out the bathroom window and she took me home. She's still my favorite sister.

I don't need the mod, I guess I still needed to vent after all these years.

 

[pchela]

Okay, my one and only blind date... nice guy though we didn't have a lot in common. I was a little punk rock girl, he was a cowboy. Anyway, while in line for a movie, after dinner, he told me his last girlfriend broke up with him by leaving a note on the fridge that said "you drink too much and not enough foreplay!" Who would tell a first date, a blind date, that??? He sent me 2 dozen roses afterwards but there was never a second date.

I donated to this prize?! Yay! I'm taking myself out of the running but enjoy my silly date story!

 

[Vchick]

I've not been around for a while, but I'm sure everyones up for some laughs........

I went out with this guy who headed up a singles group (mistake I know - since if he's single and has this group he has a endless supply & isn't he still looking??)

Went to see Melissa Ethridge, dinner & ended up playing suck face at the end of the night, all in all not so bad you say?

Next day a friend in the group tells me he sent another girl roses the day of our date.........wth? Guess he didn't want the tickets to go to waste.

So, instead of pursuing it any further I just hung out with the group.......

That was over 15 years ago, I'm still scarred.........but in the end we've been best friends for over 15 years, so much so that I told him, if I ever get married you'd be my maid of honor,

CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM IN A DRESS!

 

[asnider123]

My worst date ever ...

That's a hard one, I have had so many

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Well, here's one of them .. hope you enjoy it more than I did...

While in college, a friend got a new blacklight for his place and decided to have a naked body painting party. There were about 4-5 couples, drinking and listening to the Beatles White Album and drinking more and finger painting each other all over with fluorescent paint under the new blacklight. And drank some more. Have to admit it was a ton of fun.

The problem was that he had bought oil-based paint, not water-based like he should have gotten. We all piled into the shower when the party wound down, but the paint refused to come off.

We all ended up in the back yard, washing each other down with gasoline. OOuch, that gas doesn't feel too good on certain parts of the body!! No smoking, please

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College was rough

 

[Ceegary]

I once had a telemarketing job where I spoke to lots of women all over the country and developed flirtatious communication with some of them as part of the gig and to keep it interesting. One of them told me she would be visiting my city and I said we should get together. The day before, she asked if I could do her a favor and pick her up at the airport, so I did.

When I asked where she wanted me to take her, she told me a convoluted story which landed up with her having no place to stay. So I took her home, trying to make a go of it. This is hard to describe, but I found her to be incredibly weird, she kept staring at me like she was looking for something in me and I didn't know what it was. I'm usually very easy going and get on with most people, even strangers, but I was getting more uncomfortable and creeped out. I just couldn't last a day with her, let alone the duration of her stay.

I had just moved into a new place and a friend, who was away for a week, had left me the keys to her apartment in case I needed a place during my transition. I couldn't think of anything else to do so I installed my blind date there, hoping that no damage would be done, which I'd have been responsible for.

She didn't damage anything, but she also didn't clean anything. My date concluded with me cleaning up the apartment and later my friend complained that I hadn't cleaned the bathroom properly and that dented that friendship. Talk about some things being much better as fantasies than realities.

 

[hairball]

Worst date I ever had was the first date I had with a "disturbed" guy. He asked if I wanted to go see a movie. Well, sure why not. I have never been to the theater that he took me too. We went inside and sat in the back. When the movie started, my jaw dropped. He took me to a porn theater. I got up and used the bathroom as an excuse to get the heck out of there. I called my friend and told her to come get me. She showed up and we left without him knowing. I told my big brother about it. Needless to say, my brother wanted to meet him but neither one of us ever saw him again.

 

[Pamdane]

I guess I'm lucky. My "bad" dates really arent that bad.
2 rank the same, for different reasons:

I had a great friend in college. We were political science majors. He was ROTC, I was never gonna be military for attitude issues.
We would partner up for War Games and run circles around the class. Then we went on a date. Rambo, of course. All I can say, is if I had a brother, this was like dating him. Ruined a perfectly good friendship.

Why do rich guys feel entitled? Driving a german import and owning a 5 star restaurant just dont cut it. Perfectly boring date, boring guy. I dont even remember where we went. I just remember how he made a big deal out of having money behind him.

Ok, "I" dont quantify this as a bad date, it was one of the best actually, but....
I got caught parking, as an adult, in our local Metro Parks, after hours. Steamed windows, cop with flashlight, the whole 9 yards. It was hilarious to me both then and now. My mom had been busted a few years before that in the same metro park, for the same thing....

 

[jordonm41]

I had this guy bugung me to go out forever so I said ok to get him off my back. We went to a nice dinner, he was complaing how much eveerything cost. We went out for drinks, and to dance, he only had money for a beer cause dinner cost so much. We went to D and D for coffee and that's where I left him. Good new a week later he met a striper and left me alone!!

 

[webbcm127]

worst date i ever had was unfortuatly out in public with my family, i had just met this girl and figured y not have her tag along(bad idea) we went to one of those cook infront of you resturants, lil did i know that this girl i had just met had recently taken "medication" about 15 mins into the "date" she threw up all over the cook....food...and grill infront of us, then she forgot to mention she was allergic to nuts(peanut sause) and i had to drive her to the emergancy room...thats where i found out about the "medication" and since i didnt know her i had to stay there with her till she was able to call a friend or family member to come get he.....oh and this happend when i was 16 lol....scared me for life!-0 sorry this isnt a long story but still it was the worst date i ever went on. thanks for the contest and umm intresting reading!!!-))

 

[Enid]

In high school I became friends with a girl who was in foster care. She invited me to her foster family's home and we hung out. Her foster brother developed a crush on me during my one visit. My friend, Sheila, asked me to go out with him and I wasn't exactly interested in him but I ended up going because I was her friend.

Now for the good part: the date.

He picked me up in his car and we went out to eat, where we had nothing in common to discuss. He still seemed very happy about this whole date thing. We went to the movies. This was before cell phones and the movie theater would not let you use their phone for any reason. They actually had a large sign hanging in the lobby stating that. We went into the theater and suddenly he went from having nothing to say to a breast exam in 5 seconds flat. As nice as possible, I swatted his grabby hands away and voiced some disapproval. He was 16 and not deterred. You know how there's fight or flight response? I was about to create some serious bodily injury, when I remembered that Sheila had to live with him.

I removed his hands from between my legs and said that I had to pee. I went out to the lobby and found this one older lady who was working. I told her I needed to use the phone. She said no and pointed to the sign. I politely explained that I was there with this dude that I really didn't know and his hands kept going up my shirt and between my knees and she could either let me use the phone to call my mother or I was going to call the police. She let me use the phone.

I bluntly explained what was going on to my Mom and she arrived by the time the movie was over, saying there was an emergency in the family and I needed to go with her. Needless to say, I never went to Sheila's house again.

 

[Tuck]

Oh what fun
Many years ago when I was single. A guy I used to work with called me for a date. I was not doing much special so dinner and a movie sounded great with me.
I owned a dog grooming shop. And figure I would get gone my dogs for the day shower at the Y( did not have a shower in my garage apt) and be ready for my date at the time her said he was picking me up.
He showed up an hour and half early as I was finishing up my last dog for the day. As he walked in the door I was a hangin my jaw. He had on plaid pants and a striped shirt. Was so not matching at all. I told him he was early and I needed to clean up and get rid of the dogs. He said " NO Problem" and sat down in a chair. And proceeded to tell me how excited he was to take me to the movie.
OK dogs gone I ran into my apartment,changed out of my hairy clothes and did a fast wash up.
I opened my own door to get into his car. At that point I really knew I was in for it. Drove about a mile to the movie. I thought for sure dinner before the movie but he did not mention it at all. I got ready to get out of the car and he says he will be a few min. I look over and he is attaching one of those Claws to his steering wheel. So his old beat up Toyota does not get stolen. In a town when cars are not stolen. And he tells me his car is a classic and on the very front runner of stolen cars lists. OK lets get this over with.
We get out and he lags way behind me. I get to the window of the movie and stand a bit out of the way. He catches up and hams and haws about the price for 2. I end up telling the lady 2 tickets and we get in the door.He pays.
I slowly walk by the coke and popcorn and he does not say anything. Now remember I have not rested nor have had anything since lunch to eat. What we watched at the movie I have no clue. My mind was on total ...... me and total ...... him. At least he did not try anything. I would have hauled off and hit him.
Movie is over. I am thinking oh cool something to eat and drink. Ummm no he takes me right home with no mention of the dinner and movie he had promised.
I was nice and polite to him. I started all conversation. I was glad to get home and ran out by myself and got dinner.

 

[Adrena]

WOW I sit here and think I should have dated more before I got married..
So much so the only thing I can pull out is when I was 15, and it's lame really...

The most unkept dude from school for the shot of it stalked me till I agreed to a date. (my first ever)
After begging my folks to let me grow up just a bit. I was allowed to see a movie (Roger rabbit) picked by my folks. Then a pizza dinner out with 2 younger brothers and parents in tow. Good thing we watched the movie seated alone bad, my folks and sibs where watching the same movie in there somewhere. Now he did nothing but talk the whole time. About whatever S... I did not care, as I saw it I was there for a movie right. So I was half responding to his speech . A "hum hu" here and a "really" there... get the picture. Till that is I really hear what he is saying. He has a book at home he would like to show me. K I love books and so innocent.
So I respond inquiring about this book and he said it was titled the kamasutra (mispronouncing it the whole way). OH boy I had no clue. So as he's explaining he wants to try all he learned (from a book) I get redder and redder. Nervous, angry, and afraid. No way this boy is trying that with me...

Movie over out for Pizza. And his hand is on my thigh the whole time as I try to reason just how to remove it with my folks across the table from us. Then he takes off his shoe under the table to play footsie with me and stank the richly smelling of Italian restaurant up with feet. Kid brothers start picken at each other loudly blaming each other for a fart. lol to end it all my dad said he was a nice boy and encouraged me to date him again. So never did. lol Never liked my dads advice, this has always serve to remind me why...

 

[misplacedsooner]

simple... played quarters with vodka and orange juice with some friends and friends of theirs. lost...or won depending on if drunk as hell is winning.....woke up nekked and very sick with a very ugly girl.

 

[KarrMcDebt]

<sits huddled in fetal position muttering to myself and drooling> I'm sorry, I just can't get into it right now. Its just too traumatic. Oh, look,... there is more hate mail from my lovechild. Pardon me,...I have an urgent need to do more rocking....

 

[RippleInStillWater]

simple... played quarters with vodka and orange juice with some friends and friends of theirs. lost...or won depending on if drunk as hell is winning.....woke up nekked and very sick with a very ugly girl.

With me drinking tequila made the same thing happen regularly!!!

I had a gf in college that I adored but hers and my formal were the same night and so we both had to go with dates we didn't know. I got set up with a girl who had had a cleft palate and the guys called here a derogatory term -- but she did resemble a victim of Lizzie Borden. She was a nice girl but I was not at all interested and I started drinking early -- and often. Kamikaze after kamikaze went down my gullet and I ditched here somewhere -- fortunately she was a friend of another girl so I didn't completely make her life a living hell. I ended up being have to be pulled off a 15th floor balcony as I balanced on the railing!!!8-o My frat buddies locked me in a bathroom the rest of the night, I passed out and offended no one. This is one of the reasons my frat name was Liquid.
I know that isn't the spirit since I was the one at fault but I only ever asked two women out in my life so my pool of possibilities is very tiny!!!

 

[Lauralie]

Let's see - I had many but this one has to be my worst:

My cousin decided I needed to meet this friend of her and her husbands. So she sets it up and we drive 2 hours to another town (she went to college there). We get to this bar called "No Place" and go in. My cousin and I start visiting with this girl she knew then she tells me to stay put and visit with this girl (can't remember her name). So this girl and I start visiting and she asks me what brought me that way so I tell her my cousin wants me to meet this guy named Byron. The girl informs me that she just broke up with him (I felt two inches tall at this point). She can tell I am uncomfortable and informs me that it is just fine because she just doesn't care (they all say that right). Anyway I look around and finally see my cuz talking to this guy at the bar....head her direction and the guy she's talking to looks at me, gives my cousin that - she'll work look. I get over there and he stands up.....5'2" tall.......I am 6' tall. I could have kicked her ....! He didn't seem to care as long as we were sitting down - no really. He was nice but I knew there was NO WAY I was doing to date this guy. So I try to find my cousin and find out her and her husband got in a fight and they left.....well great.....that's my ride. Well Byron tells me to come back to his place with him because they would probably end up there. Well what's a girl to do - my cousin trusted him as a friend so I go back with him. LOTS of people there I don't know....his ex ex girlfriend shows up and he played one Chris Ledoux CD ALL night long. Don't get me wrong - I like Chris Ledoux but he would not turn it off and it was on the living room stereo which is where I slept ON THE COUCH. Cousin finally showed up next morning around 8.

So a night full of people I didn't know, a "date" 10" shorter than me, listening to one CD over and over, ex ex showing up, black jeans in a house with white dogs, on the couch and NO vehicle.

My cousin didn't live that down for a LONG time. Still love her though