Ended Wow! Koopor & Smok Giveaway - 200 Koopor Plus and 200 TFV4 Mini's to be won

[sorrynomore]

Couldn't pass the beauty of the day, despite the seriously muddy dirt roads I had to go out on to get to pavement. But my lil streetfighter has been neglected the past couple seasons in favor of the Barco-Davidson. She was dirty, needed fresh fuel, and what the hellz, right? Lol. She played hard to get at first, wasn't giving me 100%. Understandable. Pretty much sat in the garage the past 2 years, and, like a kid with a new baby sister, I think a lil jealousy was involved too. So I cut her a deal. I'll stop and take some smexy pics of ya, to show my frenz, and you behave, k? Well, she held out.. But got friendlier after we made a couple of photo-op stops. GORGEOUS ride around the lakes area of my hood...

Nice wreaths, but... hardly qualifies as "decorated", non? One more? Ok...

That's a lil more festive, and she IS starting to warm back up to me.. still.. there's a lil less giddyup in her go... One more money shot for my sweetie...

OK, I'm guessing the lady of the haus did NOT do this decoratin... Well, she's warm to my form nao, and I almost forgot just how much bang this little thang has.. QUICK she is! Time to wine, dine and shine my lurvly, and get her back to bed. Off to teh bath with ya, darlin... View attachment 514650

Please Lawd, just ONE more day like today. And Gurl, I PROMISE, next summer, you and me will get out a lil more.. View attachment 514648
Gnite baby.. see ya in teh springtime... View attachment 514651

Ahh.... I love riding...

That's an absolutely beautiful ride !!!

 

[b.m.]

Got thrown out of the FunnyBone in Columbus Ohio about 10 years ago for heckling the comedian. He was pretty terrible and I was pretty drunk. They had an amazing scallop dinner though, so I kept going back.

Haha,they used to get some really bad ones in there haha.

 

[Daddy]

Haha,they used to get some really bad ones in there haha.

Is it open still? The one in Easton is where we used to go. I think there was one in Tuttle too maybe?

 

[b.m.]

Is it open still? The one in Easton is where we used to go. I think there was one in Tuttle too maybe?

Honestly,i'm not sure.They used to advertise on the radio all the time,but i haven't heard anything about them in probably 4-5 years now,so i'm guessing they went under,but i could be wrong.


Edit-I just googed it,and they are still open at Easton.Guess they must be doing good enough that they don't need to advertise on the radio anymore haha.

 

[Qew]

One more joke:

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 before their first 'encounter'. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they got romantic, for close to 40 years. He thought that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband home, and in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and unfortunately, he had been let go. He said it was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed years and years of steady deposits, plus interest, totaling nearly $1 million. She then showed him certificates of deposit issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors at their bank.

She explained that all the years she had 'charged' him for sex, she had deposited the money. These holdings had multiplied and this was the result of her savings and investments.

Faced with this evidence of cash and investments amounting to over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

 

[Pinebeatle]

Howdy

 

[LynnNC]

One more joke:

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 before their first 'encounter'. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they got romantic, for close to 40 years. He thought that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband home, and in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and unfortunately, he had been let go. He said it was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed years and years of steady deposits, plus interest, totaling nearly $1 million. She then showed him certificates of deposit issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors at their bank.

She explained that all the years she had 'charged' him for sex, she had deposited the money. These holdings had multiplied and this was the result of her savings and investments.

Faced with this evidence of cash and investments amounting to over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

They really need a LMAO emoji here!

 

[fogmust]

jUst wondering... when are the winners supposed get their prizes? are these things shipping out yet or not?

 

[sorrynomore]

Howdy

HELLO....from the other side of Canada....almost LOL

 

[sorrynomore]

Well seems kinda quiet here sooo I'll go watch me some TV...
Tomorrow I'll be heading out to our local bricks and mortar vape shop.I'm gonna need some 24mg nonflavoured juice to thin down.Maybe even get a new topper,if something strikes my fancy.Yeah... I'll get me a piece of new hardware as a Christmas present to me...Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle All The Way...

See yous tomorrow.

 

[Canno]

When the wife and I got married I started putting a bean in a big jar every time we got amorous. After a year I started taking one out each time. Thirty-three years have passed since I started taking them out. If somebody will make cornbread, I can feed this whole crew.

 

[LouisLeBeau]

That's an absolutely beautiful ride !!!

THANK you! Very kind, I will tell her you said so, when she wakes up. She's snuggled under her blanket nao...

 

[Stephanie Harper]

Congrats to the winners!

 

[LynnNC]

@LouisLeBeau Does your wife ride?

 

[LouisLeBeau]

One more joke:

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 before their first 'encounter'. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they got romantic, for close to 40 years. He thought that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband home, and in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and unfortunately, he had been let go. He said it was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed years and years of steady deposits, plus interest, totaling nearly $1 million. She then showed him certificates of deposit issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors at their bank.

She explained that all the years she had 'charged' him for sex, she had deposited the money. These holdings had multiplied and this was the result of her savings and investments.

Faced with this evidence of cash and investments amounting to over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

Something similar happened with my first wife. I discovered a savings book in her nightstand. Had $3,859.25 in it! I was like, WHOA, where'd ya get the money?! She then confessed she had been having men over on the side, for money. So I said "Who was the cheap SOB that gave ya a QUARTER?" to which she replied.. "All of em."

 

[LouisLeBeau]

@LouisLeBeau Does your wife ride?

Nah, I coax her out a few times a season to go grab a dinner or something, but for the most part, I ride alone.. Wish it was different, she's just not that into it.

 

[Canno]

The first ever Krystal restaurant opened in Chattanooga in 1932.

 

[LynnNC]

Nah, I coax her out a few times a season to go grab a dinner or something, but for the most part, I ride alone.. Wish it was different, she's just not that into it.

If you were on that red one, my .... would be parked on the back of it every single time you left! I love to ride but only with safe drivers and on the ones that I don't have to hang on for dear life!

 

[kcdew]

Good evening folks!!

 

[LouisLeBeau]

If you were on that red one, my .... would be parked on the back of it every single time you left! I love to ride but only with safe drivers and on the ones that I don't have to hang on for dear life!

Yeah, why I GOT the Barco-Davidson. Was kinda hoping.. I ride completely different when she is on the bike. Shift real smooth, no zig-zagging... But my 16 year old dawter LOVES it. A lot of times, she hears it fire up, and she grabs a helmet and asks if she can come. I've NEVER said no. And then, I ride SUPER safe. That's my BABY gurl...