"You know you're a Vaper when....."

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NealBJr

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You know you're a vapor when....

...you reach for a water and your mods come tumbling down like dominos
...When you hear the word law, you start thinking of ohms law.
....you come home emptying your pocket.... keys... cellphone.. mod... mod... juice... mod...
...you read ECF forums but have to tilt to the side because the vapor is blocking the screen
....you got a fog machine for Halloween and have toyed with the idea of filling it with eliquid.
...the weather forcast calls for sun, but your bedroom's forcast is foggy.
...you crack the windows of your car while driving not to let the smell out, but so you can see the road.
... You get out of the car and the vapor plumes out like a cheech and chong movie.
...you think Coca Cola tastes better with some Vanilla vapor floating on top.
...you see the name "purple Peeps" and start thinking of an ejuice flavor. :)
 

Archon

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You know you're a vaper when...

... you're here :vapor:
... you stop thinking mods look like lightsabers and start thinking lightsabers look like mods
... you're considering your next purchase and do the GrimmGreen vape budget hands
... people borrow your toolbox and ask why your 5/64th drill bit is missing
... you could give a lecture on Ohm's Law even though you've never taken an electrical engineering course
... you've mastered the stealth vape and feel like a nicotine ninja whenever you pull it off
 

Zombiecan

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"you know you're a vaper when" You are sitting down at your vape station building coils and vaping away then you have to go upstairs to use the restroom but you have to turn on the fan to clean a path so you don't miss a step and hurt yourself walking up said stairs :) happened last night lol

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jjordan

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You know your a Vaper when....

You have moved to the basement just so your juices don't see the light of day.
You're on ECF more than FB and your friends start sending you messages asking if your okay because your never online anymore but you are just another site.
You vape while typing this reply one handed.:vapor:
You have read this whole thread and this is your second time posting.
You have become so addicted to vaping and ECF that you don't know what a cellphone or a TV is anymore.
You place an order for some device whether it be juice, clearos, cartos, or that mod or PV you have been wanting each payday. (especially if your a newbie like me :D)
You have one tank for each juice you own and it is labeled appropriately.
You have only been on the site a few days and you are slowly learning the terminology. I think I have been here 4 days now :)
You don't know if you have 8 VV PVs, 2 mods, and 3 650mAh batteries because you are afraid one will go dead or you are just starting to hoard PVs, and APVs. (I know I can't smoke em all at once they need to make an actual hookah PV that will allow you to vape 17 flavors at once lmao!) That might be an icky concept though or one hellofa idea!:blink:
You can't wait for someone to answer your post here on ECF especially if it pertains to an order you want to place and payday is fast approaching!
You have gotten several of your other friends to start vaping just because they liked the way the vapor from your juices smelled and they were once smokers too.(got two people off stinkies due to my vaping! YAY!!!)
You like collecting anything and everything vaping related.
You have pretty charms for your tanks or anything to jazz up your boring PVs. (even the pretty pink ones)
 

jjordan

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You've got 50 bottles of juice but panic because you're favorite is almost empty....

I do this because I get my fav from a local B&M located 21 miles away. We live in a town of only 4,000 and I wanted to open my own B&M here in town because the tobacco store here in town sells inferior crap yup I am a Vaper! lol
 

jjordan

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You know when you're a vaper when....

....You are going through double the vodka, but not drinking any more than normal

I currently use Everclear. Vodka is much cheaper so I guess I should try that since I see so many of you all using Vodka on here alcohol is alcohol right? As long as it is clear and not Peppermint Schnapps LOL. I think I paid 10.98 for the Everclear but I know I can buy the same size bottle of Vodka for 4.70. Gives me something to think about thanks for the tip guys...I know the price of Vodka because my soon to be ex-husband is an alcoholic and his drink of choice is Vodka and I was buying it a lot for him. lol
 
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