"You know you're a Vaper when....."

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You know you're a Vaper when....

You have absolutely NO qualms about walking around with an object that is the approximately the same size and shape as a "lady's personal massager".:ohmy:

I bought the Vamo V5 and my soon to be ex-husband said that isn't an PV it's a dong!:facepalm: It took me almost two hours to convince him even after vaping it that it was actually a mod and not a regular PV like people were use to seeing around here lol. (The tobacco shop sells dinky 650mAh PVs)
 

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- when you decide to take the makeup out of your Caboodle to put vape gear into it.
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Great idea I don't wear makeup anymore so I guess I could toss all of mine and use my Caboodle for vape gear! Excellent idea! Thanks :D
 

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So cool you can vape at the office. Do you have a duplicate drawer at home too? I'd be irritated if I got home and realized I left a fave flavor at the office. :)

~Restita

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That is why you have two bottles of it!

You know your a Vaper when you just dropped $245.86 at Fasttech and bought two Vamos one a V2 in Fuchsia, your second V5 in Black bought a four pack of 900mAh batteries just because the deal was too good to pass up, a chrome plated pink 1100mAh battery, a 7 in one battery pack both batteries being 900mAh, 40 clearos, 40 replacement coils, 10 beauty rings, a pack of cleaning brushes, 4 lg eGo pink cases even though you already have 5 pink lg pink eGo cases just for holding your clearos, and lastly on your order 2 2 packs 18650 batteries even though you already have four on hand...god forbid you run out of juice to run any of your mods not like you can smoke all of those e cigs you just ordered....or added to your already huge collection since your a newbie and already own 13 batteries and mods respectively.

You know your a Vaper when you have now posted to this post for the third time because you keep coming up with things that make you a true vaper!

You know your a Vaper when you even though you have more batteries/mods than you can smoke at one time, you keep buying them anyway because you have to have it and buying vaping stuff causes pure nirvana.

You know your a Vaper when you plan your vaping purchases/budget around payday and then eat Ramen noodles the rest of the month because you went overboard because you spend way more than you orignally had planned to but when your in a B&M or online shopping everything looks so shiny and you think "Oh I gotta have that!!":facepalm:

You know your a Vaper when your credit cards are near maxed out but you can justify each and every purchase you made because it had to do with vaping.

That's all I have this time lol

Happy vaping everyone! :vapor:
 

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You know you're a vaper when..........

You ask your vendor if he can make you a dill pickle juice so you can vape your preferred pallet cleanser.
You cruise the hardware aisle at Dollar Tree just to see if there is anything there you MIGHT can use for vaping.
Your office TV doesn't work for 3 days and you don't even care.
Your office smells of this weird mixture of scents from your DIY flavorings.
You have Kanthal, cotton, silica, scissors, tweezers, pliers, drill bits and screw drivers in your drawers instead of usual office supplies.
 

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You have more ml of ejuice than you do beer....

That's easy for me to do since I can't drink due to all of the medications that I am on lol SOOOOO When people who know me and about my illnesses MS and Fibromyalgia they wonder what the frigg I am doing buying Everclear of all things!
 

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You know you're a vaper when

You go out for breakfast( which I did this morning), order Belgian waffles with vanilla ice cream, strawberries and whipping cream ( which i did), and when it comes to your table and you see it, the first thing that enters your mind is " I could vape this"

I have all those flavors - Highbrow Vapor Belgian Waffle is a treat
I was vaping some last summer and heard my 8yo granddaughter from the other room - "I smell waffles!"

I ordered another liter of 100mg from Heartland Vapes last night.
I'm down to 3.5 liters in the freezer and I don't want to run out!
 

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Great idea I don't wear makeup anymore so I guess I could toss all of mine and use my Caboodle for vape gear! Excellent idea! Thanks :D
Uh... What's a "Caboodle"? If they're good for storing vaping gear in, maybe I should get one. So, would a guy look funny buying one all by himself?

I don't even have a vaping box yet. I have two Halo display cases filled with as much vape-related doodads as will fit in them, I have my steeping drawer, and the top of my desk has a tin canister containing my ADV mixes. Oh, and the shelf under the end table next to my chair in the den has a little fabric drawstring bag with an AC adapter, USB charger and an extra PV battery.

So, I could really put all of it together in one box? That's ingenious! :)

Sorry for the OT. OK, here we go...

You know you're a vaper when you're a man who is considering buying a ladies makeup box to use as your vaping box, even if you have to go to the mall and buy it in person, and yet you know you'll be so content doing it that you won't even lose any man-points.

You know you're a vaper when you keep various vaping components - chargers, extra batteries, bottles of e-juice, etc. - in multiple places throughout your house so you won't have to walk very far to refill a tank or recharge a battery.

You know you're a vaper when you're an aspiring writer but so far the only stories you write are related to vaping.
 

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Uh... What's a "Caboodle"? If they're good for storing vaping gear in, maybe I should get one. So, would a guy look funny buying one all by himself?

I don't even have a vaping box yet. I have two Halo display cases filled with as much vape-related doodads as will fit in them, I have my steeping drawer, and the top of my desk has a tin canister containing my ADV mixes. Oh, and the shelf under the end table next to my chair in the den has a little fabric drawstring bag with an AC adapter, USB charger and an extra PV battery.

So, I could really put all of it together in one box? That's ingenious! :)

Sorry for the OT. OK, here we go...

You know you're a vaper when you're a man who is considering buying a ladies makeup box to use as your vaping box, even if you have to go to the mall and buy it in person, and yet you know you'll be so content doing it that you won't even lose any man-points.

You know you're a vaper when you keep various vaping components - chargers, extra batteries, bottles of e-juice, etc. - in multiple places throughout your house so you won't have to walk very far to refill a tank or recharge a battery.

You know you're a vaper when you're an aspiring writer but so far the only stories you write are related to vaping .

A Caboodle is just that a makeup box I don't know if they sell them anymore but they were all the rage in the 90's and yes I still have mine all these years later lol of course I would have to rub it down with everclear before I could use it to store my vape gear, and no man you won't lose any man points buying one if you can find on maybe check Amazon.com or eBay.com for one!
 

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Uh... What's a "Caboodle"? If they're good for storing vaping gear in, maybe I should get one. So, would a guy look funny buying one all by himself?

I don't even have a vaping box yet. I have two Halo display cases filled with as much vape-related doodads as will fit in them, I have my steeping drawer, and the top of my desk has a tin canister containing my ADV mixes. Oh, and the shelf under the end table next to my chair in the den has a little fabric drawstring bag with an AC adapter, USB charger and an extra PV battery.

So, I could really put all of it together in one box? That's ingenious! :)

Sorry for the OT. OK, here we go...

You know you're a vaper when you're a man who is considering buying a ladies makeup box to use as your vaping box, even if you have to go to the mall and buy it in person, and yet you know you'll be so content doing it that you won't even lose any man-points.

You know you're a vaper when you keep various vaping components - chargers, extra batteries, bottles of e-juice, etc. - in multiple places throughout your house so you won't have to walk very far to refill a tank or recharge a battery.

You know you're a vaper when you're an aspiring writer but so far the only stories you write are related to vaping.

I just use a tackle box, more manly

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