"You know you're a Vaper when....."
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when you spend more time seeing what's new on ecf than you do seeing what's new with the rest of the world.
when you've learned that knocking over one PV means knocking over ALL of your PVs.
when you pee so much from all the additional water you drink that you've briefly wondered if you might be diabetic.
when you've learned that knocking over one PV means knocking over ALL of your PVs.
when you pee so much from all the additional water you drink that you've briefly wondered if you might be diabetic.
....When you use a multimeter everyday and have never in your life had a job with electronics!
....when you've ordered 6 gazillion items from different vendors and still run to the mailbox and tear open the package like an 8 yr old who just got his first BB gun for Christmas leaving paper and box pieces from the door to the table.
.... When it's 3am and you've dropped your iPad on your face while reading ECF trying to vape and scrolling with your pinkie!
....when you buy a tank bag for your motorcycle just cuz it has a perfect pocket to hold your PV.
Sorry if these were said, made it to page 49 and couldn't resist any longer!
....when you've ordered 6 gazillion items from different vendors and still run to the mailbox and tear open the package like an 8 yr old who just got his first BB gun for Christmas leaving paper and box pieces from the door to the table.
.... When it's 3am and you've dropped your iPad on your face while reading ECF trying to vape and scrolling with your pinkie!
....when you buy a tank bag for your motorcycle just cuz it has a perfect pocket to hold your PV.
Sorry if these were said, made it to page 49 and couldn't resist any longer!
When you tan a deer hide just so you can make a PV pouch and looks like a peace pipe holder for your PV so you can take it to rendezvous and, use it there. (yep a pv can go pre 1860 when it has to.)
When you let your character die in a video game so you can get one more taste of that luscious juice you have in your pass through that the cat just pulled onto the floor - after putting cat outside for disrupting your vaping.
When you let your character die in a video game so you can get one more taste of that luscious juice you have in your pass through that the cat just pulled onto the floor - after putting cat outside for disrupting your vaping.
Hey, great idea on the tank bag!
I've only dropped my tablet on my face falling asleep while reading ECF.
~Restita
Yea I seriously did that. Has a perfect pocket that fits my mods perfect! Stop light take it out, fog up helmet and replace! I added the face dropping iPad cuz I had just done it while I was typing that...
when you realize that you just have one free hand for any activities as the other is always holding your PV
When you read the content of hand sanitizing gel and say to yourself:
- I could totally vape that!!!
- I could totally vape that!!!
You hear a commercial that starts out "when you run out of tissues and start to use .... other things" and you immediately think you're a vaper before the announcer can go on about allergies
when your looking at magazine holsters and you dont own a gun (possible mvp holder)
when your looking at old school cell phone holsters and you have a smart phone (vtr or mvp holder)
when your desk has basically become a giant vape station.
when you buy a ultrasonic jewelry cleaner but dont have any jewelry to clean.
when your crock pot sees more bottle of juice than it does food.
when instead of telling the wife i need smokes when she stops by the pharmacy i give her a list containing rubbing alcohol, q tips and organic cotton balls.
when you spend more on ejuice in one month than you have spent on fruit juice in 5 yrs.
when your 36 and dig out your grown stepkids old legos to build a vape stand because your wood working shop isnt accessible until the spring. and proceed to rebuild it 2 more times as your collection grows.
when you start to actually care when the mail arrives. i mean seriously did anyone really care about the mail showing up anymore? all my bills are paperless so i pretty much only get junk mail.
when your looking at old school cell phone holsters and you have a smart phone (vtr or mvp holder)
when your desk has basically become a giant vape station.
when you buy a ultrasonic jewelry cleaner but dont have any jewelry to clean.
when your crock pot sees more bottle of juice than it does food.
when instead of telling the wife i need smokes when she stops by the pharmacy i give her a list containing rubbing alcohol, q tips and organic cotton balls.
when you spend more on ejuice in one month than you have spent on fruit juice in 5 yrs.
when your 36 and dig out your grown stepkids old legos to build a vape stand because your wood working shop isnt accessible until the spring. and proceed to rebuild it 2 more times as your collection grows.
when you start to actually care when the mail arrives. i mean seriously did anyone really care about the mail showing up anymore? all my bills are paperless so i pretty much only get junk mail.
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