You Know You've Been Vaping too Long When...
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....when you forget to let the dogs out all day because you no longer go outside to smoke. Oops!
You think a family reunion is a good place to pick up chic... wait... what was the question??
I have done this one.. My dog was looking at me like WTF!!!
I am ROFL LMAO SHMSH !
Thanks for making a bad day a little better.
When you get pulled over by a cop and you're refilling your cart while he's lecturing you so you can vape when it's over.
Unfortunately, I can visualize this and am laughing too hard to say more!
when your mailman has a restraining order on you cause he thinks youre a stalker.
when you can do the "pen spin trick" with your 901.
when you turn into one of those anti-smoking people that you used to loathe and ridicule.
someone asks you for a cig while ur smoking ur ecig and u say "i dont smoke".
you could probably sell 250 starter kits in a nightclub because your responses are so programmed.
you sit in the very back of the theatre during movies so the people behind u dont see vapor and cause a scene.
when you can do the "pen spin trick" with your 901.
when you turn into one of those anti-smoking people that you used to loathe and ridicule.
someone asks you for a cig while ur smoking ur ecig and u say "i dont smoke".
you could probably sell 250 starter kits in a nightclub because your responses are so programmed.
you sit in the very back of the theatre during movies so the people behind u dont see vapor and cause a scene.
When you almost get kicked out of the library after taking a puff in the children's section waiting for your child to pick their book.
When after sex, your partner goes outside to smoke and you lay back in the bed and vape.
You can't decide which device is best for bed, so you bring them ALL. Of course by device I mean PV.
Um...PV...Personal Vibra....
Oh...never mind.
When your smoking in a public place and you totally forget that someone may think it's real!
hahahaha thought you jumped off topic for a minute there
Brings a whole new meaning to "PV", doesn't it?
-You realize that you no longer need 7 teaspoons of salt and pepper on each food item on your plate in order to have any sort of flavor.
-Your spouse looks at you funny for dripping into your Janty Stick while you have a super-mini with an auto-bat hanging out of your mouth like an analog.
-You go to Cafepress.com and make a "Matt Salmon is my homeboy!" T-shirt with a line on the back that states "F*** THE FDA!"
-Your spouse looks at you funny for dripping into your Janty Stick while you have a super-mini with an auto-bat hanging out of your mouth like an analog.
-You go to Cafepress.com and make a "Matt Salmon is my homeboy!" T-shirt with a line on the back that states "F*** THE FDA!"
I'd buy that.
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- when you go to get your pen from behind you ear to sign something and you come back with your 510 in hand instead.
- when you have so many e-cigs you feel free to use one or two as bookmarks.
- when you go to do something on the computer and realize 6 hours later that you spent 5.5 hours on ECF "browsing" and totally forgot what you wanted to do.
The only reason you turn on your computer is to read this forum and charge up your e-cig!
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