When you check the classifieds every 10 minutes in case somebody wants to trade your fave flave for the one you have and don't like. (or has a great deal on the p/v that's just too expensive to buy new)
When you realize the lighter which used to live in your right hand is now a Screwdriver and no matter how hard you try it won't light those candles.
When you check the light on the battery charger every half hour so you can swap out and recharge (never know when you might need all 4 bats charged if the power goes out)
When you walk into a casino (they allow smoking here) and actually gag at the smell.... geee did I used to do that?
When you literally have to stand 'upwind' of your friends as they puff their .... logs.
When you spend hours picking fresh blackberries - thorny dang bushes and all - cook up homemade fresh cobbler - and then decide the coconut vape actually tastes better.
When you try to figure out how to mark your cartridges.... so you'll remember which is lo and which is high nic.
When you quit carrying around a napkin/paper towel/tissue and start wiping your hands and the drips on your clothes.
When you wonder - did I close everything tightly or did I leave dogs in their crates when I left.
When you actually walk 1/2 mile up the road and back - in 95 degree heat - because your mailbox sits at the end of a long driveway where you can't see it from the house and maybe by the time you get back you can save your juice from cooking in the mailbox.
When you have to make lists of what's already here and what's still en-route with USPS. (important so you don't order more of what you realllllly want, have already purchased, but has not yet arrived)
When drivers of passing cars honk and wave as they go by - 'gee wasn't she out here yesterday too'?
30 years of smoking...
Vaporized by my Screwdriver!
When you realize the lighter which used to live in your right hand is now a Screwdriver and no matter how hard you try it won't light those candles.
When you check the light on the battery charger every half hour so you can swap out and recharge (never know when you might need all 4 bats charged if the power goes out)
When you walk into a casino (they allow smoking here) and actually gag at the smell.... geee did I used to do that?
When you literally have to stand 'upwind' of your friends as they puff their .... logs.
When you spend hours picking fresh blackberries - thorny dang bushes and all - cook up homemade fresh cobbler - and then decide the coconut vape actually tastes better.
When you try to figure out how to mark your cartridges.... so you'll remember which is lo and which is high nic.
When you quit carrying around a napkin/paper towel/tissue and start wiping your hands and the drips on your clothes.
When you wonder - did I close everything tightly or did I leave dogs in their crates when I left.
When you actually walk 1/2 mile up the road and back - in 95 degree heat - because your mailbox sits at the end of a long driveway where you can't see it from the house and maybe by the time you get back you can save your juice from cooking in the mailbox.
When you have to make lists of what's already here and what's still en-route with USPS. (important so you don't order more of what you realllllly want, have already purchased, but has not yet arrived)
When drivers of passing cars honk and wave as they go by - 'gee wasn't she out here yesterday too'?
And best of all - when you wake up in the morning and realize you are still alive.... because the lump under your thigh is not a lighter, you didn't drop an ash and bbq your bed or burn down your house...
it's your p/v keeping you company and ready for that important wake-up vape.
it's your p/v keeping you company and ready for that important wake-up vape.
30 years of smoking...
Vaporized by my Screwdriver!
It's ALL mine!8-o
