You might as well keep smoking!

[Cheechako]

I try to ignore them based on the advice from my Grandmother-
"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

 

[Marius_Kingsley]

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[SissySpike]

Your sister told me to tell you hi this morning, and to remind you to mind your own business.

 

[Visus]

 

[e-pipeman]

Well I'm really glad that we're all on side on this one. vape! vape with pride! There is no other way to do it (Other than enjoyment and fun and I subscribe to both of these projects.. yes!)

 

[SpinDr480]

I tell them the truth, "My doctor said this is no different than someone getting nicotine from gum or a patch, because all that matters is your aren't smoking cigs."

 

[Glen Snyder]

Twenty years ago I would have just said, "Smoke this" while performing the Michael Jackson crotch grab. But I'm a different person now

 

[vang0gh]

Never had anyone say I might as well keep smoking. But, I get a good bit of the "So, now that your not smoking, when do you plan to quit vaping?"

 

[NotoriousJDP]

I had a buddy say this to me and all I said to him was "I bet I'M the one attending YOUR funeral".

 

[Cara T]

LOL..I haven't had anything like this happen to me. Anytime I have vaped around someone, they always have questions about it, but nothing negative, more of a curiosity thing.... I think if someone said that to me I think my response would be.. "The day you start paying for my e-liquid is the day that you can give me your opinion"

 

[Ragenowski]

"Well then, enjoy your formaldehyde/arsenic/or one of the other 4000+ harmful chemicals found in cigarette smoke that aren't in e-cig vapor".

OR

"First off, this isn't smoke....It's water vapor that smells good rather than nasty assed smelling cigarette smoke that makes everyone around me gag. So thanks for ruining the air around me jackARSE."

OOORRRR (And I've used this more than once)

"Here." /hand them my e-cig with one of those little silicone germ free tips..."Try this, NO it doesn't taste like a cig but it gives you a very similar throat hit doesn't it?" "Yeah? Well if you can get away from the nasty flavor I can assure you after 2 solid months of ZERO tobacco that this will be better for you in the long run."

My favorite thing is when a smoker takes a good long draw off my 24Mg nic e-cig and coughs and sputters like a first time smoker......Lightweights LOL

 

[Cara T]

My favorite thing is when a smoker takes a good long draw off my 24Mg nic e-cig and coughs and sputters like a first time smoker......Lightweights LOL

Had that happed at a party a couple of weeks ago, once they quit coughing they were like..."oh this is good!!!"

 

[jpargana]

"You can't fix stupid."

Or,

"Stupid is, as stupid does."

Or,

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink it."

Or,

"You might as well mind your own business!!"


Once, I was with a friend of mine (a recent convert) at the bar, and this chick (a friend of his) approached him, with a lit cigarette in her fingers, and stated "You would be better off with a cigarette, because no-one knows what's in those things"

My friend just pulled a bottle from his pocket, read the list of 6 or so ingredients, and asked her if she could name all thousands of chemicals in the smoke of her cigarette. By then, I just had to chime in the conversation...

Being my obnoxious self, I simply said aloud: "That may be too much to ask your friend, David... maybe she could name just the 60 or so carcinogenics..."

That ended the conversation mighty fast...!