You might be a Vaper if...

[NeMom]

When you have a purse inside your purse that holds extra batteries, carts, heads, tanks and juice and you carry said bag to every room in the house you are in. When said bag sits next to you at work all day and resides on your night stand while you sleep.

P.S. Fanny packs are back in style - they just call them ROO's now.

 

[Duranu]

When you see an "adult toy" and your first thought is, "Where's the 510 connection?"

 

[salleh]

When you're poor to begin with ...but scrape together enough funds to buy set ups for a couple of online friends so they can switch to e cigs ....

when you loan another online friend a couple of your extra (!?) set ups so that they can try vaping too ......

 

[salleh]

when you spend way more hours online looking for vaping stuff than cooking or cleaning or most other chores .....

 

[salleh]

When the minute you get your hands on some extra cash ....hi ho hi ho ..it's off to vape online stores you go ....there was that juice you wanted to try ....those extra coils you wanted to have on hand .....just in case

 

[salleh]

when, never in your entire life have you thought so far ahead to as to have plenty of your own particular vaping supplies on hand .....

it's not like you can just run down to the store to get more !

 

[smokingisbad]

If you got yer electrical engineering degree from ECF...heheheheh

 

[Daniel13]

if you have more "juice" than actual juice

 

[PRIMER]

If you are googling "18650 flashlight" in search of a 1 of a kind diy mod...

 

[thecatanddog]

you have over $1k in metal tubes that hold batteries....

you actively research the cheapest place to buy various kanthal wire, silica wick and ss mesh

 

[r77r7r]

If you start a thread on a Worldwide forum- " What do you do with your used condoms?"

 

[r77r7r]

You've paid hundred of dollars for a piece of 4" pipe with a very small circuit board ( or not ) in it.

 

[MissVicki]

I was vaping yellow cake with butter cream frosting and needed to run to the grocery store to buy a cupcake...lol

 

[r77r7r]

You're a woman and have paid more per "ml" for applecrumb ejuice than you have exotic perfume.

 

[r77r7r]

You put a few drops of liquid on a small wire with a small battery and expect to fill a room with the resulting vapor.

 

[r77r7r]

You use your break at work to ask invisible people in a foreign land to help you find the best price on a sub-$20 battery, while misspelling most words and having to go pee real bad.

 

[Tombotronic]

manpurse is the only way to go. been using one since I was 21 and loooooong before I vaped. Dudes, man up and get a purse!

I know! What is the stigma around having enough room for all your stuff without having your pants look like a giant chimpmunk from all the crap you have to stuff into your pockets.

 

[Tombotronic]

You know you are new to being a vaper when:

Mod still means the person in control of the forum.

mAh is who you call to complain about your spouse.

Juice is what you make in your Jack Lalane Juicer.

The vaporizer is something that holds vick's vaporub and water.

 

[ncargrl]

Your desk drawer at work smells like various fruity liquids

 

[wanttoknow1]

You know you’re a vapor when
You drive down auto row looking to buy the 1st SUV with 24 inch rims
Figuring you can duck tape 30 bottles of e-juice on the rims and drive 500 miles
So your juice is mixed for the week.