You might be a Vaper if...

[adeline]

Your roommate doesn't even ask why you're boiling cotton balls, cheesecloth, or yarn anymore.

 

[oxygen thief]

You've had to quit your job to keep up your writing on calls to action. Dear Senator...dear fda...dear governor...dear mr president...dear jesse jackson jr (whoops)...dear jesus...dear mayor...dear prudence...deer in the headlights...ACKKK

 

[oxygen thief]

You have to Google 'break even' to find the meaning.

 

[MarleysChains]

Someone asks you "What smells like cookies?" and you reply "Thats me, I just vaped." I love that I no longer stink from cigs when I take a break at work.

 

[Tiffani]

If your plans for an ice storm involve figuring out how to charge your PV in case of a prolonged power outage.

 

[Rusty S.]

You carry a man purse into a movie theater, in case you run out of juice or your battery dies. (Guilty)

Dude, this is the New Millenium - wear a manny-pack!

Joking - nothing but love, man!

 

[Daniel13]

when you shop online for hours looking for vape supplies for OTHER people whether they vape or not, because you already spent your vape budget

 

[Daniel13]

when you blow through $300 online shopping because you couldn't sleep..... and don't regret it

 

[Daniel13]

when your favorite juice vendor recognizes you whether you're on facebook, email, twitter, or ECF....

 

[Dovahkiin]

You wake up in the morning and the very first thing you did is fill your clearos, cartos and tanks first. Before putting on clothes.

 

[patkin]

DIY used to mean a trip to Home Depot.

 

[akatina]

You debridge your first atty and feel the urge to post about it on ECF...

 

[Rusty S.]

...If you go to sleep smiling because you can't wait to try out your new ejuice at breakfast.

...if you give it a love-name like "my binky."

...if you sneak over to the B&M to buy ejuice, not because you're a bit obsessed, but because everyone else has a problem.

 

[Daniel13]

if you buy a neat little box mod for your bed

 

[Worzel]

You are a woman and most of your wardrobe consists of cargo pants and men's jeans with huge pockets for vape gear, paired with cute feminine tops to offset the men's jeans. Hey! Men's jeans do away with muffin top!

 

[Denny Krane]

If you check all your trackings before you walk to the mailbox and you only get your mail when you KNOW where is a package. TIP: If you leave the mailbox open then you can see when the mail man/lady goes (it cuts down on the stalking and walking)

 

[The Ocelot]

..your hearing has become so acute you can hear the mail truck stopping the next street over.

 

[patkin]

"retaining fluid" used to be a bad thing.

 

[seraphicdragon]

If you check all your trackings before you walk to the mailbox and you only get your mail when you KNOW where is a package. TIP: If you leave the mailbox open then you can see when the mail man/lady goes (it cuts down on the stalking and walking)

HAHAH this week i am pretty sure my mailman thought i was nuts standing out there waiting as soon as i saw his truck next door, Only \however on days i knew i had vape mail any other day i could have cared less... it was cold out there.

 

[seraphicdragon]

When you place an order for pg, vg, nic solution, you wonder if you ordered enough so buy more just to be safe.