You might be a Vaper if...
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You see the potential to put a battery, circuit control board, and 510 connector in every hollow object you come across.
You look at electrical wires and think that you're an electrician because you can rebuild an atomizer
You look for any opportunity to show off a cloud of vapor to smokers to engage a conversation to convert them
- Your expensive garage tools now sit in inexpensive plastic tackle boxes because your vape supplies look cooler in your expensive stainless steel toolbox.
- Whenever you buy new juice because you just can't pass up a 20%+ coupon code, all the while your said toolbox (which is full of partially empty and unopened bottles) stairs at you...judging.
- You have 2 bottles of PGA, both clearly labeled, one reads "juice thinner" and the other with a skull and crossbones reads "cleaner".
- You have 4 different blunt tipped syringes; one exclusively for cinnamon, one exclusively for menthol, one for fruit, and one for "everything else".
- You come home with more acquired napkins than you started out the day with.
- You are always on the look out for a replacement fill hole plug for your gennys because you know you will eventually lose whatever you last found to plug your fill holes.
- You carry a "Genny on the go" kit. You know, couple toothpicks, couple pre oxidized and rolled SS wicks, a couple feet of K28g, eyeglass repair screwdriver, and a wide bore 1.5inch luerlock needle in a mini altoids tin. Also a couple 10ml bottles of juice that accepts luerlock needles.
- You have a crap load of straw type coffee stirrers and blue aquarium foam, from the "ol' cart and atomizers" days, in your failed and obsolete box.
- You have a failed and obsolete box.
- Whenever you buy new juice because you just can't pass up a 20%+ coupon code, all the while your said toolbox (which is full of partially empty and unopened bottles) stairs at you...judging.
- You have 2 bottles of PGA, both clearly labeled, one reads "juice thinner" and the other with a skull and crossbones reads "cleaner".
- You have 4 different blunt tipped syringes; one exclusively for cinnamon, one exclusively for menthol, one for fruit, and one for "everything else".
- You come home with more acquired napkins than you started out the day with.
- You are always on the look out for a replacement fill hole plug for your gennys because you know you will eventually lose whatever you last found to plug your fill holes.
- You carry a "Genny on the go" kit. You know, couple toothpicks, couple pre oxidized and rolled SS wicks, a couple feet of K28g, eyeglass repair screwdriver, and a wide bore 1.5inch luerlock needle in a mini altoids tin. Also a couple 10ml bottles of juice that accepts luerlock needles.
- You have a crap load of straw type coffee stirrers and blue aquarium foam, from the "ol' cart and atomizers" days, in your failed and obsolete box.
- You have a failed and obsolete box.
- You turn a broken/missing piece of your car's console into a win by utilizing it as the perfect PV holder. No wobbles, no tumbles, no leaks
- You understand completely when your friend wants you to retrieve his charger from his house and overnight ship it to him because he forgot it, doesn't have enough backup batteries and no B&M nearby at his destination
You've put the TV remote to your lips, pushing the volume button.
You've aimed you PV at the TV clicked the fire button.
Before you bend over to pick something up, you put your hand in your pocket to re-position your PV so it doesn't poke you.
You've aimed you PV at the TV clicked the fire button.
Before you bend over to pick something up, you put your hand in your pocket to re-position your PV so it doesn't poke you.
Your pants fall down, not for lack of belt, but because you have a massive mod in your pocket.
When you beg your husband to take a road trip to visit your inlaws just so you have an excuse to vist the vape store in their home town.
if you sincerely wish fanny packs would come back in style so you can carry around your vape gear
If you use a fanny pack to tote your vaping gear around without regard for style.
You might be a vaper if... You now know more about metric measurements (ml, mg) than you ever did when you were learning it in school.
When you go clothes shopping and you will only buy clothes that are color coordinated with your PV.
After forgetting to buy sugar due to being distracted by bakery flavors (see prior post), you use sweetener from TFA in your coffee.
You used to shop at malls but now spend hours online searching for amber glass bottles.
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