James Brown used to make little exclamations like "I wanna kiss myself!" and "Ah-zib-ah-zang!" while he was performing. I'm not a particularly huge fan of his but he was playing on TV in the background one evening while I was trying to think of a new username and zibzang wriggled into my ear. Just to be a smarty pants, I changed the z's for x's and the rest is history.
When I was younger, I was a very good troll. My friend and I used to go to Blog Talk Radio and listen to ultra-right-wing shows from America. The level of blind hatred and stupidity in these shows - and in the chat channels - was staggering and picking holes in their points was like shooting fish in a barrel with a hand cannon. Very often, people would assume I was Chinese because of my username (I'm 6'4", Scottish and as white as milk) and they'd make all manners of racist statements at me based on their incorrect assumptions which just gave me more ammunition. I was systematically banned from every channel I invaded but not before I had people's blood boiling. I sometimes fantasise that I caused a heart attack somewhere (I kid).
So yeah, xibxang stuck and I continue to hate and call out all forms of discrimination. But enough about me.
I think it gives people the impression I'm a guy sometimes though...
