You're a Noob if...

[Signmaker]

Instead of an AA-style introduction, I figured I'd start a thread about some of the things I did/thought/said when I first started.

-You see a Vision Spinner and think "man that's a big battery!".
-You try to find a juice that'll taste just like Marlboro analogs.
-You think you can get pretty big clouds off an eGo 650mah and 1.8ohm carto.
-You palm your PV in public for fear of looking weird.
-You dont understand why someone would bring their juice to work with them, one fill of your EVOD lasts all day.
-You think $40 for the initial starter kit is a big investment.
-You think two visits a month to the B&M is "frequent".
-You think two eGo batteries and two clearos will be all you could need.
-You dont have an account on ECF

 

[Papa_Lazarou]

Nice! We've all been there at one time. I remember the first time I saw Indoor Smokers with a clearo I thought it was the weirdest contraption possible. NO WAY I was going to use something like that - it looked like a gin still on a stick. Now? Heh - my former self would just shake his head at me.

Welcome to the forum (although clearly not vaping).

 

[Signmaker]

I remember the first time I saw Indoor Smokers with a clearo I thought it was the weirdest contraption possible. NO WAY I was going to use something like that - it looked like a gin still on a stick. Now? Heh - my former self would just shake his head at me.

The first time I saw a mech mod and RDA, I made a comment about it looking like performing fellatio on a lightsaber.
Thanks for the welcome.

 

[AzPlumber]

You think a cig-a-like is equal to 2 packs of cigarettes

 

[zapped]

You walk into a brick and mortar and demand something thats the same size and weight of a cigarette but lasts for 12 hours and doesnt need refilling.

You want a juice that tastes just like the menthols you used to smoke.

You think battery safety is not throwing your batteries at anyones head

You fire a 1.8 ohm atty at 40 watts and cant figure out why your juice tastes burnt and you go through an atty every hour.

You think a 'tank" is a tank, is a tank

You say that youre smoking juice

You buy all your equipment and juice from 7-11

You say youre looking for a mod that takes AA batteries.

 

[InTheShade]

You call people noobs

 

[LMS62]

Welcome to ECF, you'll love it here. I think your introduction is great!

 

[Criticool Hit]

This thread made me smile and think back to when i started.

Sometimes we forget where we came from and only look at the dual 24g coils at .25ohm in a plume veil at 50 watts.

Forgetting that we started with an MVP and a 2.5 ohm pre built going "ooh wow 9 watts"

Solid introduction.

 

[Cullin Kin]

You call people noobs

To add to this...

You create a thread titled 'You're a Noob if...'

You find the same mod you payed $80.00 for at a B&M, online for $25.00.

You put your glass tank in your gym shorts pocket and run across the street, where your tank falls out and shatters, and you expect the B&M's to replace it on warranty... (Saw this happen once)

You thought shinyitis wouldn't affect you...

You haven't tried Nicoticket juice yet.

 

[FallenRawToast]

The only "Rio" you are aware of is a city in Brazil, not some bottom fed device named a "Reo"

 

[sketchness]

30ml of juice lasts 10 days

 

[Nermal]

Another addition:

You see somebody's stacked Vamo and ask how much juice it holds.

 

[daleron]

Welcome to ECF, make yourself at home
What a wonderful addition you're gonna make around here

 

[OldLadyO]

LOL...Great Thread

 

[miamc12321]

This is great. Welcome. This post made made my day day. I read it as if Jeff Foxworthy were saying it

 

[wonner]

Instead of an AA-style introduction, I figured I'd start a thread about some of the things I did/thought/said when I first started.

-You see a Vision Spinner and think "man that's a big battery!".
-You try to find a juice that'll taste just like Marlboro analogs.
-You think you can get pretty big clouds off an eGo 650mah and 1.8ohm carto.
-You palm your PV in public for fear of looking weird.
-You dont understand why someone would bring their juice to work with them, one fill of your EVOD lasts all day.
-You think $40 for the initial starter kit is a big investment.
-You think two visits a month to the B&M is "frequent".
-You think two eGo batteries and two clearos will be all you could need.
-You dont have an account on ECF

OR you only have five posts on ECF and are already segregating people into groups based solely on your biased opinions.

Nice.

 

[Beatlemania]

If you say "I'll never need a mechanical mod"

 

[ReigntheGamer]

You walk into a brick and mortar and demand something thats the same size and weight of a cigarette but lasts for 12 hours and doesnt need refilling.

You want a juice that tastes just like the menthols you used to smoke.

You think battery safety is not throwing your batteries at anyones head

You fire a 1.8 ohm atty at 40 watts and cant figure out why your juice tastes burnt and you go through an atty every hour.

You think a 'tank" is a tank, is a tank

You say that youre smoking juice

You buy all your equipment and juice from 7-11

You say youre looking for a mod that takes AA batteries.

Nearly spit coffee all over my laptop on that one.

Funny thread, welcome to ECF!

 

[WillyZee]

you wonder what these Provaris and Reos are, everyone is going on about

 

[Mikey6]

If you think ohms law is used for meditation and relaxation.