Zombie attack in Miami

[ScottinSoCal]

This is clearly a zombie attack, they just don't use the word:

Police Look For Witnesses Of Face-Chewing Attack : NPR

Or, you know, someone completely batcrap crazy, but I'm going with zombie.

 

[whynotvap]

That is so awesome! I love it!

 

[technovapir]

Uh oh. This is how it begins!

 

[spaceballsrules]

This sounds more like an infection of RAGE!

/me goes and stocks up on riot gear.

 

[Illustrated_Man]

Anyone ever notice, that Florida is never lacking a seriously screwed up news story of some kind? I mean, you'd think with all the Cuban immigrants and old people, it would be a bit tamer, but no...there's always someone chewing off someone's face, or attacking their spouse with an alligator or something.

 

[Illustrated_Man]

Wait! I take that back...NJ might have the win for this week's most disturbing news item:

THE WEEKLY VICE: Man Disembowels Self, Throws Intestines At Officers

Man disembowels self and throws intestines at police. No, there were no typos in that sentence...holy crap, what's happening to our species?

 

[whynotvap]

Maybe Mac has been working overtime... This feels like his prototyping phase

 

[WickedSick]

(@_@) It has begun!

 

[Mac]

The trouble with stage one hybrid research is the unpredictability of patient 0-99

I promise that future experiments will not make the news (because the news casters will either be dead or in route to the casino!)

 

[Northernshrink]

I am proud to say there are nut jobs up here in Canada as well

Criminal profiling and the body parts case - Canada - CBC News

 

[whynotvap]

I think there's a conspiracy in the making...

Is Cloud Nine behind the 'zombie apocalypse'? Police issue warning about new drug after TWO more cannibal attacks | Mail Online

Somehow 'bath salts' are being blamed as the cause for the zombie outbreak! 4 docu(de-)mented cases and counting...

 

[classwife]

There will be a large dinner party at VapeStock this weekend !

Come on down - We would love to have you for dinner too !