Perks include:
Getting to keep your brain.
Not being sent to toil in the salt mines.
Less frequent beatings.
Access to clean food and water.
Discount on super zombie body gaurd services.
Punch and pie.
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Perks include:
Getting to keep your brain.
Not being sent to toil in the salt mines.
Less frequent beatings.
Access to clean food and water.
Discount on super zombie body gaurd services.
Punch and pie.
I do like getting to keep my brain, and the punch/pie sounds good...but I would really consider NO beatings over Less frequent beatings a better Perk...
Plus, Mutt offered to leave his weapons duffle where I could find it on the freeway..IF he runs out of gas...
Hmmmmm
Hmmm.... you make a compelling case, sir. But my allegence has not yet been determined.... Shall the opposition retort?
I would also 2nd a vote for NO beatings... unless requested. On demand beatings, please.
If we stand together, we can beat the Evil Dr Morbid.
There will be NO beatings amongst our tribe.
We will all work together to make our new world a better place, for all.
I can not promise that there wont be hard days working ahead, but I can promise that working together, we shall overcome any and all obstacles, and build a paradise where we can all live in peace and harmony.
if that dont work we will, storm Macs new paradise, eliminate him and all of his evil minion, and take it for ourselves. LONG LIVE THE HUMAN RESISTANCE!!
There will be NO beatings amongst our tribe.
We will all work together to make our new world a better place, for all.
I can not promise that there wont be hard days working ahead, but I can promise that working together, we shall overcome any and all obstacles, and build a paradise where we can all live in peace and harmony.
if that dont work we will, storm Macs new paradise, eliminate him and all of his evil minion, and take it for ourselves. LONG LIVE THE HUMAN RESISTANCE!!
might be a new zpotw... Invade and take over Mac's Steak & Shrimp buffet and Casino....
I can offer much better weapons. Weapons that will give you power you never imagined.
By popular request, beatings will be offered on demand.
I am meeting with the shareholders to discuss this soon. (I'd say you're a shoe in.)
There will be fresh baked pie and 3 different types of punch. There will also be pie and punch flavored eliquid. And pie and punch flavored liquor. And a harley dealership...
dammit...punch and pie and a harley dealership....you have peaked my interests
An admirable if not wholly unrealistic position to take. Unfortunately my proprietary super zombie hybrid technology will render this plan ineffectual. But don't worry, if you get your self killed I'll be able to bring you back!
I still say that together we can defeat the evil zombie horde you plan to bring upon the world.
Perhaps. Then again perhaps not. But even if you could that doesn't necessarily mean you should...
Well, to be honest, Mac will probably have the best perks, to begin with. He will probably treat you like a queen, UNTIL he has used all of your talents and then he will more than likely bring you death. And I highly doubt that the death will come fast, but more likely, wicked painful and slow. Much like they say here in this video at 1:13 (NSFW)
YouTube - ICP - Halls Of Illusions [Lyrics]
Just in place of the great Milenko, say Dr Morbid
YouTube - ICP - Halls Of Illusions [Lyrics]
Just in place of the great Milenko, say Dr Morbid
Any scientist who comes to the resort will find the experience extremely rewarding. All you have to do is show up! No reservations are required. You can work to save humanity in style while enjoying all the comforts of a modern resort/casino. Stay as long as you like and feel free to take your work with you when you leave. Crunch numbers safely with no fear of having your brain eaten or dying from starvation.
Why live in fear when you can thrive in style?
Mac, I am re-thinking my position here. I may be willing to join forces for the advancement of mankind. What I will need:
1) The General position you mentioned earlier
2) Any experimentation on the undead is to find a cure, not to create a super race of zombies
3) The ability/right to kill any undead I may run across without prejudice
4) A new Harley each year from the Harley dealership- will trade in last years model
5) Unlimited trips to the steak and shrimp buffet
6) 10,000,000 in casino chips
7) My own suite in the casino
8) Punch and pie nightly served in my room
9) Unlimited supply of the anti-virus e-juice- cinnamon danish flavored preferred
10) Access to any and all weapons, ammo etc
11) This spot is reserved for a demand to be made at a later date
If these demands can be met, I will consider joining forces.
1) The General position you mentioned earlier
2) Any experimentation on the undead is to find a cure, not to create a super race of zombies
3) The ability/right to kill any undead I may run across without prejudice
4) A new Harley each year from the Harley dealership- will trade in last years model
5) Unlimited trips to the steak and shrimp buffet
6) 10,000,000 in casino chips
7) My own suite in the casino
8) Punch and pie nightly served in my room
9) Unlimited supply of the anti-virus e-juice- cinnamon danish flavored preferred
10) Access to any and all weapons, ammo etc
11) This spot is reserved for a demand to be made at a later date
If these demands can be met, I will consider joining forces.
That's great news!
I thought you might see things my way.
Let's adress that point by point.
I am sure you will be an asset.
Not to worry. There will be anti-z serum available to anyone who is cooperative.
You can kill all the zombies you like.
Why trade in? Start a collection!
The texas fajitas are excellent as well.
No problem. A million a year for 10 years sound good?
With a fully outfitted armory, of course.
Easy as pie.
With or without nicotine?
Hardware is no problem. Bioweaponry costs extra. Although a certain amount is supplied gratis to Generals.
Any demands will be given the full consideration they deserve.
You don't have to decide right away. Take as long as you need to mull it over..
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