I see you are only 27 years old... want to blow vapor smoke rings and have a blue LED? Here is my recommendation for you:
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good god, grow up and grow a brain. If you were my 27 year old, I'd be ashamed I raised you up to be so immature.
Money is irrelevant? Go give your irrelevent money to a homeless shelter. Save the $$ you'll spend on one of these (and other useless show off toys) and go buy a house... If you can't handle that responsibility, go buy a video game and some candy cigarettes so you can pretend to smoke and entertain yourself.
He/She is a paid anti-smoking troll/informant.