BWB RY4 Contest!

[Klynn]

I love BWB RY4

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

 

[mattiem]

I can not tell a lie.....I will not tell a lie....Oh well, if I must.......I love BWB RY4

I've never tasted it but do like some RY4 juices does that count?.

 

[k3vin]

I LOVE BWB RYE4

2 drunk guys walk into a bar.......the third one ducks.

 

[fray]

I love BWB RY4!!


A man comes home from work one day and his wife is packing all of her things.

He asks, "What the heck are you doing and where are you going"?

His wife says, "What I did for you last night, I just found out that I can $400 for it in Las Vegas".

The husband starts packing his stuff and the wife says, "What are you doing and where are you going"?

Husband says, "I'm going to Las Vegas too. I want to see you live off of $800 a year".

 

[blueeyeddevil]

I LOVE BWB RY4


ok just so you all know im a blonde ....



A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

 

[Ceegary]

I love BWB RY4, no I mean I really do love BWB RY4, the longer it steeps the better it gets.
There was a young man from Newport
whose limericks were always too short

 

[Panky]

I love BWB RY4

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts"

 

[Katatonik]

I love BWB RY4

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

 

[Mattdogg]

I love BWB RY4!

I hate BWB RY4!

Get the yoke?

 

[WIvapor]

I LOVE BWB RY4!!!

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

I love BWB RY4!!!

Or would love to try it at least.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop!

 

[TxParamedic]

LOL! This has been so worth it! You guys are great!

 

[TigerLadyTX]

I love BWB RY4!

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

~Tiger

and forgive me for the blonde joke - but it made me laugh!

 

[toto1013]

“I love BWB RY4”

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about ......?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

 

[caponespops]

i love bwb ry4

how does lady gaga like her meat?
raw raw raw raw raw!!!

get it?

 

[mfraz25]

I love BWB RY4

Did you hear about the psychic that was in a fender bender?

He had an auto body experience.

 

[bigpman]

I love BWB RY4!

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

 

[Slowone2]

I love BWB RY4

how bout a rhyme:
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to the heater, every time it turned around it burned its little peter..

 

[NGIB]

I love BWB RY4

Why do men die sooner than women?

They want to...

 

[sandybeach]

deleted - trying again