Dear Wader Redux

Discussion in 'Vapor4Life' started by Joyce, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Dear Wader,

    It’s been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been much whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter.

    And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. That’s the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.

    That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they don’t quite do it. I am bereft.

    So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on one’s point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.

    Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you can’t refuse. A wise man might ask himself, “Do I know where my squirrels are?”.

  2. SnowDragon

    SnowDragon Moved On Verified Member

  3. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru

    Wow,are you threatening the squirrels?Thats just nasty girl.Get a grip.Its only eliquid.(((Hugs!)))
  4. Clover~

    Clover~ Ultra Member

    lol oh momma joyce! i feel your pain! love you lady! (and dont worry keyzy...she was joking)
  5. kittypie

    kittypie Vaping Master

  6. biidaaban

    biidaaban Super Member

  7. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master

    I just saw Wader googling "witness protection"... something about squirrels :D
  8. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Desperate times, and all that. ;-)
  9. K9Luvr

    K9Luvr Ultra Member

    Really enjoying the laugh, Joyce. Thanx ;-)
  10. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate

    Actually....that would be rodent protection. But all I could find was exterminators.

    Also known as "Critter Getters"
  11. Morandir835

    Morandir835 Idiot Guru

    Supporting member
    LMAO Momma Joyce :)
  12. chimchim

    chimchim Ultra Member

    That's one of the funniest things I've read all week! Thanks so much for making me LMAO!!!
  13. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate

    Oh...those poor squirrels:ohmy:

    (you do know that Momma Joyce loves fur babies too....I don't think she'd hurt them:blink: *gulp*)
  14. keyzygirl

    keyzygirl ECF Guru

    LOL!I know she is joking,I just had to say it!!
  15. Tracker II

    Tracker II Ultra Member Verified Member

    Mmm ... squirrel (with apple slices and baby carrots).

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  16. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate

    To the corner with you!!!:grr:
  17. dohsma

    dohsma Vaping Master

    LOL... love the "Critter Getter"
  18. Sallyem

    Sallyem Ultra Member

    :laugh: Joyce, that was great! :lol::lol::lol:
  19. Nana2B

    Nana2B Super Member

    LMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Oh no not road kill stew!!!!
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