Dear Wader, Its been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been much whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter. And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. Thats the kind of person I am, generous to a fault. That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they dont quite do it. I am bereft. So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on ones point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection. Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you cant refuse. A wise man might ask himself, Do I know where my squirrels are?.