Once Upon a Time in the Land of Vaporville
Where resided a wise wizard, Drew of the Xhaled Clouds
He had just received a new Pine Green Reactor tank
that he had first noticed while visiting Facebook and
then on Twitter too! Drew followed the links to
where people R. "Why not?" he asked.
Drew then realized it was still using a "cig-alike" and wanted "MOre power"
And dreamed of the Darwin and the Opus.
So, he hooked up with ecf and began looking for all the possibilities
At first he was overwhelmed by all the choices, Nhalers, XShalers, The Magnum, Lung juice and more,
but thanks to all the nice peeps on ecf.. he had all the help he needed and more!
So he headed to Nhaler and picked up an iTaste VV Kit and 3 30 ml bottles of High Voltage.
Into his cart he put 2 glass drip tips, 2 Jumbo Drip Attys, 2 Drip Shields and 2 306's.
And the sun came out, the birds twitter, the faces on facebook shine with the happiness of joy.
Come Wednesday he gathered together his Inhaler gear and sat down to watch the Vape Team, it was a long way to pay day but he knew that he could try to get the Nhaler spot on the Vape Wheel.
So he got the Vape Wheel and Nhaler came up a 510 Innokin Kit from The Best Hair in vaping, Drew from Nhaler!!
Now he would be fine until payday came along and he could always hope for a Christmas sale or Santa?
He had a Kick watching the show, so he said, "Tanks alot!" But he had to leave, so he said, "iGo now."
He was delighted that he no longer used the dirty stinkies thanks to Drew, but still could be a happy Nhaler.
So he got onto Facebook and forwarded the link to Nhaler to all his smoking friends, You too can Vape instead is what his post said.
juice, tanks e-pipes and cigars if i shop at Nhaler boy i can go far! i looked at my wife with a big grinn but she looked at me and said"your wallets to thin"!!
But they have Juices and cartos and batteries, oh my, if I don't get to buy something I'm gonna just cry!
But the mood changed when his evil and slutty sister Drewella returned and tried to wrest control of the company based in the great state of New Jersey. "Oh no you don't!" as he pulled out his trusty saber lightsword thingie,
and started yelling "spiderman, spiderman! does whatever a spider can!!", now this is why you do not go from 36nic to 6nic in i day!!! And if you think that's not correct, just check out Google or U-Tube, Facebook, you know. all the big kung fu places cause..... they know!
Drewella reach in her pocket and produced an analog smoke and began to raise the lighter, Drew raised his Polished Microscratch X-H and with one swipe of the APV knocked the lighter from her hand. It was indeed quite a fight, swipes with her Janty Stick, he thrust back with the Kick, then she pulled out a Revolver so Drew immediately launched a massive Cherry Bomb. This was something that dogrocketdog thought was great! I mean, seeing people not fall into tempatation WEEEEEEE. So Drew gave his sister s brand new opus and a bottle of lung juice, after a big inhale of vapor, she smle and said never again will I have ashtray breath.
Drewella rushed over to ECF and started a thread titled "Nhaler Rocks", she liked them on FB and Tweeted the news - If you're looking to switch over to vapor the best company is Drew's!
The next morning the phone rang off the hook, orders piled up for Darwins, Reactors, Lung Juice and more
I love all the orders but darn what a mess, no matter what though they all get shipped...TODAY...out the door!
And off like a flash Drew's minions did dash from order to order 'till nearly cleaning out the store
Where resided a wise wizard, Drew of the Xhaled Clouds
He had just received a new Pine Green Reactor tank
that he had first noticed while visiting Facebook and
then on Twitter too! Drew followed the links to
where people R. "Why not?" he asked.
Drew then realized it was still using a "cig-alike" and wanted "MOre power"
And dreamed of the Darwin and the Opus.
So, he hooked up with ecf and began looking for all the possibilities
At first he was overwhelmed by all the choices, Nhalers, XShalers, The Magnum, Lung juice and more,
but thanks to all the nice peeps on ecf.. he had all the help he needed and more!
So he headed to Nhaler and picked up an iTaste VV Kit and 3 30 ml bottles of High Voltage.
Into his cart he put 2 glass drip tips, 2 Jumbo Drip Attys, 2 Drip Shields and 2 306's.
And the sun came out, the birds twitter, the faces on facebook shine with the happiness of joy.
Come Wednesday he gathered together his Inhaler gear and sat down to watch the Vape Team, it was a long way to pay day but he knew that he could try to get the Nhaler spot on the Vape Wheel.
So he got the Vape Wheel and Nhaler came up a 510 Innokin Kit from The Best Hair in vaping, Drew from Nhaler!!
Now he would be fine until payday came along and he could always hope for a Christmas sale or Santa?
He had a Kick watching the show, so he said, "Tanks alot!" But he had to leave, so he said, "iGo now."
He was delighted that he no longer used the dirty stinkies thanks to Drew, but still could be a happy Nhaler.
So he got onto Facebook and forwarded the link to Nhaler to all his smoking friends, You too can Vape instead is what his post said.
juice, tanks e-pipes and cigars if i shop at Nhaler boy i can go far! i looked at my wife with a big grinn but she looked at me and said"your wallets to thin"!!
But they have Juices and cartos and batteries, oh my, if I don't get to buy something I'm gonna just cry!
But the mood changed when his evil and slutty sister Drewella returned and tried to wrest control of the company based in the great state of New Jersey. "Oh no you don't!" as he pulled out his trusty saber lightsword thingie,
and started yelling "spiderman, spiderman! does whatever a spider can!!", now this is why you do not go from 36nic to 6nic in i day!!! And if you think that's not correct, just check out Google or U-Tube, Facebook, you know. all the big kung fu places cause..... they know!
Drewella reach in her pocket and produced an analog smoke and began to raise the lighter, Drew raised his Polished Microscratch X-H and with one swipe of the APV knocked the lighter from her hand. It was indeed quite a fight, swipes with her Janty Stick, he thrust back with the Kick, then she pulled out a Revolver so Drew immediately launched a massive Cherry Bomb. This was something that dogrocketdog thought was great! I mean, seeing people not fall into tempatation WEEEEEEE. So Drew gave his sister s brand new opus and a bottle of lung juice, after a big inhale of vapor, she smle and said never again will I have ashtray breath.
Drewella rushed over to ECF and started a thread titled "Nhaler Rocks", she liked them on FB and Tweeted the news - If you're looking to switch over to vapor the best company is Drew's!
The next morning the phone rang off the hook, orders piled up for Darwins, Reactors, Lung Juice and more
I love all the orders but darn what a mess, no matter what though they all get shipped...TODAY...out the door!
And off like a flash Drew's minions did dash from order to order 'till nearly cleaning out the store